Random musings and general banter.

[Ant7t]

Every man with a beard knows it can be used to store a snack for later.

Complete random. Reading this, I thought of Peter Griffin when he grew a beard and a bird laid eggs in it, so he couldn't shave until they'd flown off.

 

[Wanderer]

Complete random. Reading this, I thought of Peter Griffin when he grew a beard and a bird laid eggs in it, so he couldn't shave until they'd flown off.

 

[Wanderer]

The only thing that's scaring me is thinking about what wildlife is nesting in Ofthemasons scruffy beard.

With so many now sporting beards I do wonder why IW and others haven't started to offer grooming products for same. Moisturisers/conditioners, oils, waxes, etc. He could actually demo the products.

A new brand is born - now what are they going to call it?

Answers on a postcard please.

 

[galesgal57]

With so many now sporting beards I do wonder why IW and others haven't started to offer grooming products for same. Moisturisers/conditioners, oils, waxes, etc. He could actually demo the products.

A new brand is born - now what are they going to call it?

Answers on a postcard please.

Fuzzy Fizzogs Facial Foam.

 

[EmmaP]

It’s a 2 in 1 Crappovac.

RIP Brian Murphy by the way

 

[Wanderer]

RIP Brian Murphy by the way

Sad news indeed.

 

[HughTwo]

The demonstration of this vacuum/steam cleaner by Peter Volauvent is one of the most boring things I've ever seen.
It's another item that had "the power of the plug"
And another item that looks nasty but not too cheap - you have been so advised.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Wonderful fiery beard bird food, Chef Mark 78s and horned gramophone music hour coming up at 9 p.m.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Karen? Trev? Do any of these people actually exist? They seem more like imaginary friends, flags of retail convenience Gallery creations to me. Of course, I could be wrong. Abandoned a walking frame after heart failure by using a sit down stepper??? Really???? Personally, I think they are out of control and don’t care what people think now. The presenters may also be falling for these communications, too,

 

[Hammy60]

Mason - Trenton are an American based watch company.


Yeah Mike, I know the exterior of London Bridge ended up in America, didn't know they shipped the rest of London there as well.

Trenton is a watch brand not a company, the Company is Zeon Ltd, London.

 

[Francy19]

I can guarantee you Mikey boy when I see the deal for the HD camera that is coming up I won’t be buying

 

[EmmaP]

Crappy Action Camera

 

[Duke of Cheese]

£34.99 for that cruddy power bank? £9.99 elsewhere, too. Don’t let the truth get in the way, will you.

Van Vasheschinngelyine…Back to winging it as probably the poorest technology ‘expert’ I have seen on shopping television in nearly 30 years. He really acts his way through it all.

Man…that screen… Takes me back to the early days of digital cameras….

 

[Francy19]

I will be saving my money by not buying the camera Mikey Boy.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

8GB memory capacity. Jesus. It really is 2008 again. Van Knoenuthinge kept quiet when the question was read out. Left Mason to bluff his way through. Do these people really meet the products for the first time on-air? Unbelievable…I don’t know if Van Khockupeachershessionne just gets paid in PC World vouchers? But they should significantly reduce the amount.

The footage? My God…Tim Goodwin took it for him in 2002.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Who exactly are they picking on to sell this outdated tech to? Ned Ludd would remain calm seeing it. Even the graphic font looks 1950s’ Puffin Books…

 

[Hammy60]

8GB memory capacity. Jesus. It really is 2008 again. Van Knoenuthinge kept quiet when the question was read out. Left Mason to bluff his way through. Do these people really meet the products for the first time on-air? Unbelievable…I don’t know if Van Khockupeachershessionne just gets paid in PC World vouchers? But they should significantly reduce the amount.

The footage? My God…Tim Goodwin took it for him in 2002.

They often mention having meetings in the lead up to their show, but from their performance it would seem the only thing done at these meetings is telling what's on the show and giving main talking points to mention (probably rubbish info provided by the brand), they really don't do any proper research of the products.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Hammy is that you texting in asking about capacity? Or is it that buffoonette Charley in the Gallery using your details?

 

[Hammy60]

Got to be the f****** numpty charlie.

IW would be the last place on earth that i would be asking tech questions, and certainly don't need to ask how many images and how much video can be stored on the 8gb SD card.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She clearly strives for halfwit status here. Stuck at quarterwit level at present.