Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Bundering Bluffoons…

Prevaricating Presenters..oh wait, that doesn’t work but still holds true!

 

[Ant7t]

See he's wearing his demob suit again. He's in the kitchen with Mark later, so no doubt he will be donning his pinny. I think he just likes drawing attention to himself, look at me, aren't I wonderful.

His pinny and his purse?

 

[Ant7t]

It was 3 floxis ..yes I heard that as well

Me too. You wouldn't think English is his first language, would you?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

So even there he lies?

Yes that is what I was trying to put across

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Me too. You wouldn't think English is his first language, would you?

I don’t actually know what his first language is

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

Pete is selling a emergency car kit.

Pete is going to help someone move their vehicle, where the battery has gone flat.

What a coincidence!

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

I don’t actually know what his first language is

The language of b******t.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I’m surprised he doesn’t encourage us to multi buy the jump leads,I mean you never know we may fail to start 3 times. Missing a trick there Pete

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Pete is selling a emergency car kit.

Pete is going to help someone move their vehicle, where the battery has gone flat.

What a coincidence!

Probably Mason as his portable jump starter has packed in!

 

[HughTwo]

Probably Mason as his portable jump starter has packed in!

Did Of-the-Masons have a flat battery one time?
Hope it wasn't something highly inconvenient like on a motorway at Christmas Eve?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Trevor from the Cotswolds texted Pete just to say “ hi,hope you’re keeping well,looking forward to.. blah blah”..

Trevor,with respect,just fu*k off in fact Fu*k off with a capital F.

Regards

 

[HughTwo]

He's in a bright yellow pinny.

"Chef' Mark is the man in black - mourning for his career.

The usual flurry of lies "when we first saw these, they were 45 pound per pan".

"Not only are they five times more durable than your average pan".
But 'chef' Mark has had pans for more than 40 years

 

[cheeky chappie]

I'm sitting watching the news. I hop over to IW and he says this:

'We're doing these for £10 on five flexis'

That's literally what he said. Of course the actual price is £49.99.

To me it's not even funny and not something to be glossed over as day to day word play that you might expect from a salesperson.

It's a scummy tactic, nowt else.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Never did I think an Oxford Street con trick would ever gain a long-term Freeview channel.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

The chef just said what I’ve known for years “buy cheap buy twice”..
Agreed,but that comment could close down Ideal World!

 

[cheeky chappie]

Did Of-the-Masons have a flat battery one time?
Hope it wasn't something highly inconvenient like on a motorway at Christmas Eve?

To be fair it wasn't a great situation for him. He was stopped at the side of the road eating some food Mark had cooked earlier that day during their Shaft of The Day event.

Next thing he hears someone knocking on the car window. He winds down the window and the guy standing there asked:

'I couldn't help but notice your watch as I walked past your car on the other side of the road. Is that a Swan & Edgar?'

They got into a very lengthy conversation as the guy then noticed Mike's aftershave, baseball cap, tshirt, jacket, belt, jeans, socks and trainers.

By the time the guy walked away, Mike went to start the engine but forgot he'd left his lights on. Battery flat.

He didn't have a jump starter because they're not allowed to buy them during shows and they sold out.

 

[HughTwo]

To be fair it wasn't a great situation for him. He was stopped at the side of the road eating some food Mark had cooked earlier that day during their Shaft of The Day event.

Next thing he hears someone knocking on the car window. He winds down the window and the guy standing there asked:

'I couldn't help but notice your watch as I walked past your car on the other side of the road. Is that a Swan & Edgar?'

They got into a very lengthy conversation as the guy then noticed Mike's aftershave, baseball cap, tshirt, jacket, belt, jeans, socks and trainers.

By the time the guy walked away, Mike went to start the engine but forgot he'd left his lights on. Battery flat.

He didn't have a jump starter because they're not allowed to buy them during shows and they sold out.

If only he'd got the goddess to buy him an IW jump starter!!

He was stuck in that car for so long, when he emerged he looked like he'd been kept hostage - a big dirty beard on his chin.

If you want to avoid that, get a jump starter - you have been so advised.

 

[Samki]

This is more like it

 

[EmmaP]

BS Time

 

[Scraping the barrel]

You’ve all seen that powerful cheap corded vacuum cleaner that the 2 Pete’s have multiple orgasms over,well here’s one cynic who lives to regret his mistrust of IW..