Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Reportedly won’t bafta in 1991 . This man couldn’t lay straight in bed

He lies like cheap lino.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

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Someone give Pete a nudge, the needle has stuck.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

“If you’re like me” ! He says this a lot..
Nobody is like you Pete,absolutely nobody.

 

[galesgal57]

I have asked twice if the sewing machine has a zipper foot, but no reply.

 

[Muttley]

He's not modeling the joggers thank god, the trousers he is wearing are an absolute disgrace anyway.
Anybody know what his ramblings about leaving a pan of cabbage on followed by 'Aren't plums cheap?' are about?

I can remember an unfunny comic on TV about 40 years ago and he kept saying "aren't plums cheap". Can't remember who he was but he wasn't funny.

 

[Ant7t]

That definitely works for me as a Valentine Day present. But I'm grateful for any gift (actually except that one, and the perfume, and the fashion...)

How about a wet fish. So you can slap the sender round the face with it in protest of getting you a window cleaner. Unless, you like window cleaners. George Formby comes to mind.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

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Almost perfect..
“as I say “ and
“Again” are interspersed as well infinitum

 

[EmmaP]

That jumper is better than a Ralph Lauren

 

[Ant7t]

That jumper is better than a Ralph Lauren

But he's NOT comparing

 

[EmmaP]

He would wear it to the Cock and Trumpet

 

[galesgal57]

He wouldn't be seen dead in it. He obviously likes designer shirts.

 

[EmmaP]

Why does he keep saying it’s Charles Norton, when nobody has heard of the brand

 

[galesgal57]

He is in desperate sales mode tonight, it's the end of the month, maybe he hasn't reached his targets.

 

[galesgal57]

If your size has sold out, go for one that will be too big.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He is in desperate sales mode tonight, it's the end of the month, maybe he hasn't reached his targets.

Totally agree. He is doing these tops to death!
Blimey,I’m in a trance here,hypnotised almost…I just wanna call and multi buy but I can’t get to the phone in this state…oh God virtually sold out..no chance now…UNTIL
tomorrow,and the day after etc etc

 

[Kit10]

I caught the mention of a designer top that he got for Xmas. Well, as he can afford designer clothing, surely he can afford to use his tumble dryer.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Please please please someone buy the last ones so he can move on.Think of our mental health..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I caught the mention of a designer top that he got for Xmas. Well, as he can afford designer clothing, surely he can afford to use his tumble dryer.

I suspect he makes a very good living. Not many paupers are on first name terms with and a call away from their physician. Also, the last necessary monthly expense for the brassic is collagen capsuals. Paying the heating bill is slightly ahead of that ‘need’.

I have genuinely heard it all now - a procedures-ridden Walter, wrapped in a £34.99 faux blanket, and inside a Photo-Me Booth in Neasden is: “Just like a scene from Doctor Zhivago.” REALLY????

 

[EmmaP]

Strange Channel I sent in a text saying good work and it hasn’t got read

 

[Samki]

Here’s a photo of perfidious Pete bedroom, not quite what David Lean had in mind