Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

The fit must be small. Mike is wearing the XL, and he hasn't fastened it up.

 

[Muttley]

Why the ear and nose hair trimmer, of course. What did you think I meant?

If I said what I thought you meant then Jazzy would be on here complaining of Filth!! So I will just smile sweetly and deny all knowledge of thoughts like these

 

[Muttley]

The fit must be small. Mike is wearing the XL, and he hasn't fastened it up.

It's making him look more scruffy than he is now!

 

[cheeky chappie]

The Crapovac AGAIN! Will it ever sell out?

You have to lol at them. I hopped on to watch a bit of it and Mike said something about no gimmicks like a boost button with no indication of how long the battery charge will last.

I am 100000000000000000000% confident if they were to sell a cordless vac tomorrow with a boost button, Mike and Peter V would be extolling the value of such a feature. Along of course with the ...

HEPA FILTER BABY!!!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Blimey,yes,that coat looks very thin..probably good for indoors in front of a Homesmart fan heater. It certainly isn’t made for this type of cold weather.Looks cheap and is expensive for what it is.
TK Maxx sell real outdoor coats.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Lovely to see the launch of the new Gammon Cuddle Duster this evening with Peter van Kuddelablannkette. Great for cathartic dusting after an emotional loss…
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Stop giving them product ideas

 

[galesgal57]

If I said what I thought you meant then Jazzy would be on here complaining of Filth!! So I will just smile sweetly and deny all knowledge of thoughts like these

Buzzzzzzz!

 

[Battiola73]

But does it blow tea bags all over the house?

if it picks up too many Rice Crispies, would this flimsy vacuum go snap, crackle and pop and no longer work?

 

[Muttley]

Buzzzzzzz!

We mustn't give IW ideas or they will be selling Adult Items, not branded stuff of course but cheap knock off versions. I wonder if our regulars would be rushing to buy. I don't want to think about who would sell them, let's hope they don't wheel out Peter VanDeValk as an expert

 

[galesgal57]

We mustn't give IW ideas or they will be selling Adult Items, not branded stuff of course but cheap knock off versions. I wonder if our regulars would be rushing to buy. I don't want to think about who would sell them, let's hope they don't wheel out Peter VanDeValk as an expert

I'll have to come up with some suitable names for such items. Nothing too racy. The Homesmart Love Wand, The Vibrapower posing pouch. They'll do for starters.

 

[EmmaP]

Jezza has done a price comp on that coat at £289

 

[Francy19]

Jezza, that comparison jacket will be good quality, not like the cheap shyte that the one you are modelling looks like. You can tell by the picture of the comparison jacket that the faux fur looks quality, not like the scruffy shyte on the jacket IW is flogging

 

[Muttley]

I'll have to come up with some suitable names for such items. Nothing too racy. The Homesmart Love Wand, The Vibrapower posing pouch. They'll do for starters.

On that note I'm off to bed. I hope I don't have nightmares

 

[Scraping the barrel]

The fit must be small. Mike is wearing the XL, and he hasn't fastened it up.

Are we still talking about the adult buzzy thing that needs batteries? Got lost in the deep and meaningful conversation

 

[galesgal57]

Are we still talking about the adult buzzy thing that needs batteries? Got lost in the deep and meaningful conversation

 

[HughTwo]

Talking of batteries, Jezza started his shift trying to flog the battery packs. Claims he "practices what he preaches" and stocked up, the said "you must multi buy' - he must be watching the attempts at voodoo by Torchy.
He said rechargeable things are ok, but often you just need to use battery power and go.

Fast forward an hour and he'd flogging a bluetooth speaker - "the great thing is, it's rechargeable in two hours. You don't need batteries".
The he danced - Mr Filthybeard style - as if he was feeling the music.

It's real car crash television.

 

[Battiola73]

Jezza has done a price comp on that coat at £289

Is that for ten coats? £28.90 each

 

[Battiola73]

On that note I'm off to bed. I hope I don't have nightmares

Is the posing pouch for Mike of the Morons to put his beard in?

 

[Battiola73]

On that note I'm off to bed. I hope I don't have nightmares

Oh Gawd, m having nightmares of the male presenters wearing mankinis