Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[galesgal57]

Definitely something that makes you feel uncomfortable watching him. The eyes and the intense stare don’t help to combat that.

Torchy!

 

[Niwa]

Torchy!

Yawnnis

 

[Muttley]

I was out yesterday at a recreation of a jazz concert from 1938. Upon reading the programme I realised that Ofthemasons was not the only person who feels music, the clarinettist Benny Goodman was feeling the music back in the 1930s. See evidence below...

 

[Muttley]

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[Muttley]

I reckon supermarkets will start doing excessive price reductions. Pack of streaky bacon in Sainsburys will cost £5,499, Nectar price £2.50

(Message should have been attached to the one above)

 

[cheeky chappie]

I reckon supermarkets will start doing excessive price reductions. Pack of streaky bacon in Sainsburys will cost £5,499, Nectar price £2.50

Much of the retail industry has been well and truly ruined by the over use of sales and price reductions. Jokes aside, it's very difficult for consumers to know whether or not they're actually getting a genuinely low price and/or what the true retail value of an item is.

Look at Oak Furniture Land, they're basically having one long sale! Not the only ones guilty of this. And we've all read the stories (or experienced it) of an item in a sale at 50% off e.g. was £1000 now £500. However when you check the tiny print you see something like 'this item was offered at the higher price for not less than 12 consecutive days within the last 18 months.'

One thing however is for sure. The retail prices IW flog watches at will be much closer to their true retail value than the ridiculous RRPs. And even then many of them are overpriced.

 

[Craftalot]

Definitely something that makes you feel uncomfortable watching him. The eyes and the intense stare don’t help to combat that.

I always feel he's going to invite me in for a coffee, and not take 'no' for an answer. Most disconcerting.

 

[Samki]

I always feel he's going to invite me in for a coffee, and not take 'no' for an answer. Most disconcerting.

And then won’t take the hint to leave

 

[Craftalot]

And then won’t take the hint to leave

Exactly.

 

[galesgal57]

Looks like we're getting an hour of Dirty Peter with the slimming belt tonight.

Surely he won't be modelling it!!

We know his "weak core" is one of the many ailments/problems he suffers from but after being subjected to the shorts/legs/feet we don't need to see more.

Flab alert! He should have a core of steel after 14 years of using the vibration plate, surely. The man is just a total fraud, as false as his nails and his forehead.

 

[Battiola73]

I was out yesterday at a recreation of a jazz concert from 1938. Upon reading the programme I realised that Ofthemasons was not the only person who feels music, the clarinettist Benny Goodman was feeling the music back in the 1930s. See evidence below...

The difference is that Benny Goodman was talented and Moronic Mike isn’t. Well unless you count misleading and lying as a talent.

 

[Hammy60]

Flab alert! He should have a core of steel after 14 years of using the vibration plate, surely. The man is just a total fraud, as false as his nails and his forehead.

Remember he claimed the vibropower gave him a 6 pack, he used to show it off.

 

[Battiola73]

I always feel he's going to invite me in for a coffee, and not take 'no' for an answer. Most disconcerting.

Like Kaa the Snake in Disney’s Jungle Book singing “Trust in Me”.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I always feel he's going to invite me in for a coffee, and not take 'no' for an answer. Most disconcerting.

It’s a great shame they don’t still make public information films.

 

[Craftalot]

It’s a great shame they don’t still make public information films.

 

[Bernie100]

Remember he claimed the vibropower gave him a 6 pack, he used to show it off.

Pedro's 6 pack:

 

[Samki]

Pedro's 6 pack:

Even that’s bragging

 

[galesgal57]

It’s a great shame they don’t still make public information films.

Remember Petunia sitting on the beach licking an ice cream, and looking out to sea. "Look Joe, he's waving to us", as the man was drowning.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Year Zero every day. Saffron infused, gammon-scented cashmere, Bri-Nylon perpetually sought after gloves for £12.99… The £12.99 kills the exclusivity stone dead.