Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Fixed that for you Hammy I know someone on here will appreciate that!

 

[Francy19]

Sure they will court atttention. People will think that looks shyte. My opinion anyway

 

[Hammy60]

This clown is an even bigger shyster than Peter Simon.

Oh i've bought two.

Well that deserved a reply have texted JANICE, that yes i've plenty of watches but thankfully none of the crap on Ideal World, The Real Hammy.

Wonder if they'll read that text out.

 

[Samki]

Fixed that for you Hammy I know someone on here will appreciate that!
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I definitely want one of those

 

[cheeky chappie]

Aha now Peter VonHepa says the Hepa has a 6 month life!
So you need to buy a new Hepa. Wonder how much that will be.

lol!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Aha now Peter VonHepa says the Hepa has a 6 month life!
So you need to buy a new Hepa. Wonder how much that will be.

lol!

Well he does get rather orgasmic over the old hepas

I reckon he has a stash of Vacuum cleaner mags under the bed

 

[Niwa]

lol!

Well he does get rather orgasmic over the old hepas

I reckon he has a stash of Vacuum cleaner mags under the bed

Ideal for reading in conjunction with something that can provide strong suction.
Just don't let it reach the bag and never ever put it on blow!

 

[HughTwo]

Janice claiming their air purifier will stop people spreading the common cold in a house.
Then he says he can't make any medical claims!!! - just after he maintains a doctor - Dr Sanjay - texted in and said he bought three for his surgery.

Janice is going to miss out because he can't place a staff order until Monday

It's just one whopper after another.......

 

[Battiola73]

If they think that heap of plastic junk is comparable to an expensive, branded vacuum, they need help. Going into raptures over that flimsy tat, just about creaming their shorts. Pair of wan*ers.

They should do the same demonstration of their crapiola tat as today’s Shark Vacuum TSV on QVC.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

I love watching all the old public service information films, especially Charlie Says
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Does anyone remember one about a bloke who couldn’t park his car properly? I sort if remember that he couldn’t reverse, or three-point turn, but other than that, I’m not sure what the point if the film was. I’ve tried to find it online, but I can’t - everyone at home is teasing me that I’ve finally gone completely bags (a fairly short journey, it has to be said) but if anyone does remember it, do let me know

 

[Hammy60]

Does anyone remember one about a bloke who couldn’t park his car properly? I sort if remember that he couldn’t reverse, or three-point turn, but other than that, I’m not sure what the point if the film was. I’ve tried to find it online, but I can’t - everyone at home is teasing me that I’ve finally gone completely bags (a fairly short journey, it has to be said) but if anyone does remember it, do let me know

This one, Reginald Molehusband? Although this is a recreation of the original 60s one.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That’s the one but a 1990s reprise.

Some information on the original below:-

http://grumunkin.blogspot.com/2006/02/what-happened-to-reginald-molehusband.html

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They should do the same demonstration of their crapiola tat as today’s Shark Vacuum TSV on QVC.

Spot on. The vacuum demonstrations carried out by Van Schuckrizupohnleez are laughable.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This clown is an even bigger shyster than Peter Simon.

Oh i've bought two.

Well that deserved a reply have texted JANICE, that yes i've plenty of watches but thankfully none of the crap on Ideal World, The Real Hammy.

Wonder if they'll read that text out.

There is something genuinely disturbing me about that bloke every time I see him. Similar to the sort of Captain Black type puppet type face that made me cry out for my mother and father in the past, when I saw it hovering over on the iron bars of my cot. I was 37 at the time.

 

[Xennial]

I love watching all the old public service information films, especially Charlie Says
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I remember watching the Charley Says animated cartoons and public information films in the early 1980s. I also remember the first release from the band The Prodigy in 1991 being called Charly because the song sampled the Charley Says part, and the band was unsuccessfully sued for plagiarism.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

At least we have a presenter combination exuding gravitas this morning….

 

[Francy19]

I remember watching the Charley Says animated cartoons and public information films in the early 1980s. I also remember the first release from the band The Prodigy in 1991 being called Charly because the song sampled the Charley Says part, and the band was unsuccessfully sued for plagiarism.

I only found out recently that the late great Kenny Everett did the voice of Charley

 

[Francy19]

Obviously didn’t sell out the air purifier last night. Desperate selling by the dumb and dumber brothers this morning

 

[Francy19]

Just looked at the price of the replacement filter and found them for £44.99 each. Not cheap to replace. It makes my p*ss boil that they never tell people the cost of replacing the filter. Think they hope people will think they are lifetime filters

 

[Francy19]

When Pedro knew they were getting Medify in he starts spouting guff. Boll*cks, he had no clue who they were till they brought them to air