Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

I don't drive but if I did I would have a range of items in the boot that could be needed in an emergency. It's just common sense.

I don't want to think about the groundsheet

I keep a blow-up doll in my boot in case I get stranded somewhere in my car overnight and get lonely ...

 

[HughTwo]

Janice flogging a mattress topper and claiming he had chronically inflamed knees.
Using a blow up doll on a groundsheet would do that!

Surely he could just take Pedro's famous collagen and a dollop of Emu Balm.

 

[Niwa]

Torchy now with the stepper thing.
Several times now he's made reference to cervical fluid in his joints.
He should have said synovial fluid.
Cervical fluid is normally related to 'lady parts' for want of a better expression.
Or maybe you had an aunt with that name?