That bloke is sooooo obsessed with the weather I think he should work for the meteorological department: Not, front facing, he'd make all the viewers run outside just to get away from his spiel, in the freezing weather and there'd be a spate of 'Jack Nicolsons in the maze.'
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I was in Robert Dyas this morning. Piles of them on the counter on offer.
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Why does he not stock up on the crap he wants the rest of us to buy. Jump starter, survival shovels, Dewar flasks. I bet his boot doesn't contain any of those items. Just a waterproof groundsheet and a pilla for his night time excursions.
So am I. As innocent as the day you were born, I am.I'm trying not to imagine a dungeon in Soho as I'm very sensitive and delicate.
Galesgal57 will back me up on that
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I can feel my teeth chattering at the very thought of it…
That kit. Reminds me of a phone call I had. HE said, you'll definitely use them. I hope not: who wants to have to use it? And this phone call. One of those, you've had an accident calls. I said I don't drive and I haven't had an accident. Said she: sorry to hear that. :O
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Forgive the stereotyping, as I like the people. But, the only time anyone should ask for a pilla is in an Italian Pharmacy. Seriously, I've said it before, but most people have accents, but surely you could at least say pillow on TV: where does the 'a' come from, eh?
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I don't drive but if I did I would have a range of items in the boot that could be needed in an emergency. It's just common sense.
I don't want to think about the groundsheet
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I canI don't drive but if I did I would have a range of items in the boot that could be needed in an emergency. It's just common sense.
I don't want to think about the groundsheet
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Or the Emu Balm for extra lubricationI don't drive but if I did I would have a range of items in the boot that could be needed in an emergency. It's just common sense.
I don't want to think about the groundsheet
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Juicy juicyOr the Emu Balm for extra lubrication
I would imagine the groundsheet is enough lubrication. Slide across the floor and any other places you feel like. Down a very snowy hill. Into a tree. etc.Or the Emu Balm for extra lubrication
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Ideal World cost cutting exerciseI was born in the Midlands, so I'm relatively used to northern(er) accents. But his talk is weird. Panda eyes? And thinking about all his sleeping talk. This hotel. Is it a dormitory? They all seem to be sleeping together.
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How did you manage to impale yourself on this man, Mr Simon. Well officer, I slid off my groundsheet, down the hill, and straight into this gentleman. I tell it as it is, honest officer.
