Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Of course I will. Have you bought anything new in leather or rubber in the sales yet?

No, nothing in my size sadly, and I can't afford to pay full price as pay day is 2 weeks away

 

[Muttley]

By this point you can hardly understand what she is talking about.
So croaky with unknown breaks in actual talking. It takes some sort of virus to make her STFU.
Truely painful to listen to, I can't imagine many will be bothered to view.
I can't understand why they don't get a stand in presenter instead?
Surely Katy Essex (Torchys sister), Torchy or Group Captain of the Knowles could have been drafted in?
You can only assume that they are really so short presenter wise, maybe more are unwell?
Mason was a disaster yesterday when he was doing the women's clothing.

All joking aside, everyone seems to have this bug that's doing the rounds. I avoided the cold/flu bit but just had a bit of a cough that hasn't eased. It isn't too bad when I don't speak and I've worked from home a lot recently. But on virtual meetings where I have to speak it seems to start and won't stop. Speaking non stop on a shopping channel must be awful not knowing if she's going to have a coughing fit.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Nice to see Filth has returned

 

[galesgal57]

No, nothing in my size sadly, and I can't afford to pay full price as pay day is 2 weeks away

Flexipay?

 

[Muttley]

Flexipay?

Not sure if my local bondage shop offers flexipay

 

[galesgal57]

Not sure if my local bondage shop offers flexipay

You have a local shop? Very handy.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Knowles, stand to attention…Knowles, as your senior officer, I am shocked and appalled at you and your men’s treatment of POW Simon yesterday lunchtime. He is a Chef Mark deserter and a sharer of intricate military procedures with the QVC German, but upon escaping on a Sheridan Tank Exercise Machine, and subsequently recaptured in a Swiss watch factory inside rented office space in East Surrey, he become a prisoner under the Deceiver Convention. Knowles, I understand that under interrogation yesterday with Nurse Largelips overseeing, POW Simon had his trousers removed live over No Viewers Land, revealing a pair of Wednesday legs not suitable for broadcast to General Hammy’s Regiment in Camp Forum. As a result there were several casualties, including Sergeants Muttley and Samki, overcome by the shock of what they’d seen. I understand POW Simon was then placed inside a cheap plastic mask with felt tip pen graffiti over the front, and red light up upper lips. He was locked inside the mask for several minutes, with no trousers on and forced to look even more ridiculous than normal. He was only saved when Nurse Largelips intervened and released him. Knowles, I am less than amused at this conduct under your command, as was POW Simon. Knowles, you have failed to bed down in your role. I need a full explanation on several top sheets of foolscap, immediately. Your error is king size in it’s gravity. Your expressed regret is of absolutely no comforter to me. Knowles, you have been extraordinarily Sealy over this issue. Now GET OUT…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nah….’ere…look at this…Oh..first…Am I asking the tarts to show their bums in those cheap coats again later today? I weren’t that good on the fashion parade, but I brung ‘em some plastic flowers to apologise. Nah…look at this get ahta jail card free moosheen.. (Oooh Oooh Xerox Moosheen…). Nah, I gotta tells her…I had to wait three weeks for the AA to attend my bleedin Morris Ital on the A9 near Perth. This has ‘appened to me nearly 500 times as a recounted anecdote on ‘ere…In the meantime, waitin’ I grew this beard…I think I look rather good, don’t I girls? Well, as it goes, I don’t care what yer fink, as I have Teflonic skin, I do.

 

[galesgal57]

Christopher Duchamp and bragging rights.

 

[galesgal57]

Delivered by security guards, and any unsold watches will be taken away by security guards. My sides are splitting.

 

[Muttley]

Delivered by security guards, and any unsold watches will be taken away by security guards. My sides are splitting.

Funnier than any comedy

 

[Hammy60]

Delivered by security guards, and any unsold watches will be taken away by security guards. My sides are splitting.

The whole show is a farce. F***** should be done for fraud.

 

[exmothian]

The rarest watches on the planet delivered by security guards .Can't believe so many gullible people buying at £599.99.Biggest load of bull on IW.

 

[Hammy60]

Funnier than any comedy

Yeah but it's also inspires anger as folks are being conned by Saint Mason patron saint of Integrity.

 

[galesgal57]

If Trev from the Cotswolds buys so many of these watches, why doesn't he save his money, and buy a decent timepiece?

 

[Muttley]

"You'll be a member of an exclusive club, not many people can say that".

That's another way of saying that not many idiots would pay £600 for it.

 

[Hammy60]

"All ceramic"


It's only the bezel that's ceramic ya moron, even cheap Chinese watches on Ali have ceramic bezels.

As for tthe Z60, it's a £20 movement retail, wholesale will be cheaper.


"You're looking at over twelve grand of watches there"

Yeah, but only in Duchump & IW's fantasy world.

 

[historymystery]

Looks like new shorts Pedro is wearing on the treadmill!!

The old crusty blue boys have been replaced by new knee-length blue ones.

A tale of woe about all his problems - he had a fall a few months ago, his legs are a problem, he shuffles these days. All of this of course hasn't been helped the pills, potions and exercise equipment but a treadmill..........got to worth a buy!

Wot, no Emu Balm, then?

 

[Muttley]

Delivered by security guards, and any unsold watches will be taken away by security guards. My sides are splitting.

Yes, but the security company is Serco so they will probably lose them...

 

[galesgal57]

Looks like no sell outs, and they only had single figures of each.