Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Would have been funny if Natalia had walked off

 

[galesgal57]

Probably got sick of us taking the p!ss out of his crusty old shorts

I thought they looked like the same ones.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Clothes Dryer

 

[galesgal57]

I don't use my tumble drier every day, Mike. Twice a week at £1.35 a time. I think I can just about stretch to that. The clothes drier looks like it dries items on hangers. What about undies and socks?

 

[Jazzydrury]

More fake smellies

 

[Hammy60]

I don't use my tumble drier every day, Mike. Twice a week at £1.35 a time. I think I can just about stretch to that. The clothes drier looks like it dries items on hangers. What about undies and socks?

Probably have to use clothes pegs to hang the socks on hangers or just balance them and hope they don't fall off.

Also he gave the cost of running that thing for an hour a day, but details from similar products it needs a several hours to dry most clothes, only underwear is dry in an hour.

 

[Hammy60]

Why is every fragrance IW sells inspired by some luxury fragrance, can't they find any inspired by Old Spice, Brut etc.

 

[Ant7t]

It always amazes me how ill the IW get, they suffer from every ailment under the sun, yet they all extol and claim to take every miracle health supplement they sell. Either they are all very unlucky or all those health pills, potions & powders don't work.

Placebos.

 

[Ant7t]

Why is every fragrance IW sells inspired by some luxury fragrance, can't they find any inspired by Old Spice, Brut etc.

Oooo, I liked those. And if they did one it could be called Old Spicy Brute

 

[Ant7t]

I'm just toying with a notion. To listen to some presenters: across channels, you need to be a masochist. I mean, after listening to Mr Mike serenading the viewers, I had to mute it. You'd need to be a masochist to put up with that. You can imagine a 'dungeon in Soho' having it being played in the waiting room, just to get people in the right mood.

 

[galesgal57]

Flat battery tale AGAIN!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Killa Vanilla sounds like a horror film

 

[Jazzydrury]

Patio heaters

 

[Hammy60]

Can't afford to heat our homes, so turn off central heating, but we can afford to heat the garden just so we can sit out and enjoy the cold.

 

[Tricompax]

Did Mike really try to answer the question “ can you jump start an electric car with his beloved 12v jump pack” I’m guessing a spoof quetion from some oneAnyway he said buy it then ask a garage and send it back if you can’t

 

[Jazzydrury]

Can't afford to heat our homes, so turn off central heating, but we can afford to heat the garden just so we can sit out and enjoy the cold.

These shows aren’t planned very well

 

[Megabazus]

It’s -5 outside, not been above -1all day. Been trying to work out all day if there was a way to get out of my warm snug house, sit outside in my shorts and listen to music through a crap speaker ( with a light). Any ideas?

 

[Muttley]

It’s -5 outside, not been above -1all day. Been trying to work out all day if there was a way to get out of my warm snug house, sit outside in my shorts and listen to music through a crap speaker ( with a light). Any ideas?

I hope your shorts are better quality that Peter 'Crusty Shorts' Simon's.