Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Oh dear…He’s trapped in it. Oh no…she’s got it off him. That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on television for years…
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Missed it.

 

[Battiola73]

My worse nightmare. Pervy Patio Pete and Fish Lipped Gargoyle - aaaaaargh. Is it too early for a G&T?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Missed it.

You must watch it. It made my partner laugh her head off. Unfortunately, he didn’t find it very funny. But you always suspect that about him – he has no absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever for any laughs at his own expense. Next time he took it off, the cameras were taken off him.

 

[Hammy60]

Pedro getting brands mixed up, keeps calling it LAB (two incredible oxford educated sisters) when it's instant effects Richard "we don't pay £500,000 for advertising to keep prices low on IW" Mears. Although judging from their accounts i doubt they can afford £50,000 advertising let alone £500,000.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Are they losing money, Hammy?

 

[HughTwo]

Looks like new shorts Pedro is wearing on the treadmill!!

The old crusty blue boys have been replaced by new knee-length blue ones.

A tale of woe about all his problems - he had a fall a few months ago, his legs are a problem, he shuffles these days. All of this of course hasn't been helped the pills, potions and exercise equipment but a treadmill..........got to worth a buy!

 

[Jazzydrury]

They have not invitied Jenny back

 

[Battiola73]

Chef Mark on. I think he might be really ill as his shaking has got worse.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The food looks like it wants to walk.

Here he goes, ooh I live on my own bollocks

 

[Jazzydrury]

Surely even the most gullable, must think wait a minute he changes the story

 

[Hammy60]

Are they losing money, Hammy?

Hard to tell as they don't have revenue figures in their accounts as they are exempt being small companies.

Mr Mears had 8 companies, 5 are dissolved and 1 is in the process of Liquidation (Instant Effects LTD), the two survivors are Cult 51 ltd, which is a wholesaler and Beauty DNA ltd which seems to be his main company which the MIE brand (My instant Effects) seems to be run direct from.

As i say no revenue figures but it doesn't give assets and liabilities

Cult51 has assets £95,588 Liabilities £104,128

Beauty DNA ltd has assets £149,530 Liabilities £436,516 (interestingly Instant effects ltd (In process of liquidation) have Beauty DNA as one of their main creditors whom they own £400,000 which Beauty DNA ain't gonna see, Instant Effects had total assets of £15,000 and creditors of £597,000).

 

[Muttley]

Looks like new shorts Pedro is wearing on the treadmill!!

The old crusty blue boys have been replaced by new knee-length blue ones.

A tale of woe about all his problems - he had a fall a few months ago, his legs are a problem, he shuffles these days. All of this of course hasn't been helped the pills, potions and exercise equipment but a treadmill..........got to worth a buy!

Probably got sick of us taking the p!ss out of his crusty old shorts

 

[Scraping the barrel]

The food looks like it wants to walk.

Here he goes, ooh I live on my own bollocks

Wow!
Didn’t know you could say ‘bollocks’ on here!

Right then I’m going for it ‘bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks Ideal World is bollocks,and I mean bollocks’

That’s better! Wanted to get that off my chest for a long time

 

[Francy19]

You must watch it. It made my partner laugh her head off. Unfortunately, he didn’t find it very funny. But you always suspect that about him – he has no absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever for any laughs at his own expense. Next time he took it off, the cameras were taken off him.

How do we watch it after the fact. Need a good laugh.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

How do we watch it after the fact. Need a good laugh.

Go on to Ideal World TV Live on YouTube. Access the live feed and rewind back, If Walter has anything to do with it, they’ll have deleted that bit. Paul Becque would have had a good laugh over it - even Mason, to be fair. Simon had no comedic reaction whatsoever, from the bit I saw, which made it even more amusing.

 

[Francy19]

I tell you, this forum does make me giggle. I had major abdominal surgery in September 2023 and read this forum everyday. It was around the time Chef Mark nearly set fire to the studio. The comments on here especially by the Duke, I nearly popped my stitches I laughed that hard. I had tears streaming down my face. My kids didn’t know what the matter was. Keep it up everyone

 

[Jazzydrury]

Chef Mark wasn’t working there March 2001 was he

 

[Francy19]

Go on to Ideal World TV Live on YouTube. Access the live feed and rewind back, If Walter has anything to do with it, they’ll have deleted that bit. Paul Becque would have had a good laugh over it - even Mason, to be fair. Simon had no comedic reaction whatsoever, from the bit I saw, which made it even more amusing.

Just watched it. Very funny. He didn’t find it amusing did he. I wish he had got it stuck last night when he put it on as he was presenting on his own

 

[Jazzydrury]

Natalia should have left him there

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Measure of the man - his reaction. I use the term 'man' in a purely genetic sense.