Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Oh dear…He’s trapped in it. Oh no…she’s got it off him. That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on television for years…
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Missed it.

 

[Battiola73]

My worse nightmare. Pervy Patio Pete and Fish Lipped Gargoyle - aaaaaargh. Is it too early for a G&T?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Missed it.

You must watch it. It made my partner laugh her head off. Unfortunately, he didn’t find it very funny. But you always suspect that about him – he has no absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever for any laughs at his own expense. Next time he took it off, the cameras were taken off him.

 

[Hammy60]

Pedro getting brands mixed up, keeps calling it LAB (two incredible oxford educated sisters) when it's instant effects Richard "we don't pay £500,000 for advertising to keep prices low on IW" Mears. Although judging from their accounts i doubt they can afford £50,000 advertising let alone £500,000.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Are they losing money, Hammy?

 

[HughTwo]

Looks like new shorts Pedro is wearing on the treadmill!!

The old crusty blue boys have been replaced by new knee-length blue ones.

A tale of woe about all his problems - he had a fall a few months ago, his legs are a problem, he shuffles these days. All of this of course hasn't been helped the pills, potions and exercise equipment but a treadmill..........got to worth a buy!

 

[Jazzydrury]

They have not invitied Jenny back

 

[Battiola73]

Chef Mark on. I think he might be really ill as his shaking has got worse.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The food looks like it wants to walk.

Here he goes, ooh I live on my own bollocks

 

[Jazzydrury]

Surely even the most gullable, must think wait a minute he changes the story

 

[Hammy60]

Are they losing money, Hammy?

Hard to tell as they don't have revenue figures in their accounts as they are exempt being small companies.

Mr Mears had 8 companies, 5 are dissolved and 1 is in the process of Liquidation (Instant Effects LTD), the two survivors are Cult 51 ltd, which is a wholesaler and Beauty DNA ltd which seems to be his main company which the MIE brand (My instant Effects) seems to be run direct from.

As i say no revenue figures but it doesn't give assets and liabilities

Cult51 has assets £95,588 Liabilities £104,128

Beauty DNA ltd has assets £149,530 Liabilities £436,516 (interestingly Instant effects ltd (In process of liquidation) have Beauty DNA as one of their main creditors whom they own £400,000 which Beauty DNA ain't gonna see, Instant Effects had total assets of £15,000 and creditors of £597,000).