Random musings and general banter.

[Niwa]

The Torchy was on earlier with the Trenton so called USA brand watches.
He made claim after claim regarding the 'lifetime warranty' covering these watches saying 20, 30, 40 years, 'if it goes wrong send it back for a repair or replacement'.
The Trenton watches (which strangely only seem to be sold by IW & TJC) website recommends that the watches should be serviced every couple of years?

 

[Niwa]

Earlier today, Mike said that it takes Alex 25 attempts to reverse into a parking space. He also had a dig at his "squeaky" voice.

I don't think the moronic should be having a dig at anyone. I think he should be taking a closer look at the shonky mess attached to his face, namely that fu... Kin. revolting beard.
I like to let my beard grow to a certain extent, but when it gets too trampy I trim it back to 2-3mm probably about once a month.
Mike just to reiterate your beard is disgusting, disgusting, disgusting and you are boring, boring, boring.

 

[Hammy60]

Speaking of watches and just how f****** stupid does IW think it's viewers are.

Janice selling the Nubeo Parker watch at £599.99

We have a market beating price declares Janice, multiple times.

Oh wait no it's not

Nubeo NB-6079-02 Mens Watch Parker Automatic Limited 44mm 3ATM

Nubeo NB-6079-02 Parker Automatic Limited 44mm 3ATM Mens watch ➤ £ 492.06 ⌚ Automatic watch, Red Silicon Bracelet, Ø44 mm, 3 ATM. ⭐Trusted-Shop ➤ Express shipping ➤ Free strap shortening

www.timeshop24.co.uk

But wait, this takes the biscuit as far as treating your viewer/customer as f******* idiots.

TJC - £449.99

Limited-Edition NUBEO Nubeo Odyssey Triple Time Zone Chronograph Men’s Watch - 7736991 - TJC

Limited-Edition NUBEO Nubeo Odyssey Triple Time Zone Chronograph Men’s Watch - 7736991 - TJC

www.tjc.co.uk

Okay TJC have the wrong name in the title for the watch "Odyssey", but the web page name, description and picture is the for the "Parker" watch.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I thought he was lying again. No…let me rephrase that…He was saying the first thing that came into his head unchecked beforehand to mislead people (deliberately or otherwise) into parting with their money based on being told a crock of shyte…

I actually saw that TJC watch, but it was under a different name, and it takes somebody to know about their brief to spot that like Hammy. It also begs the question why was the same watch at a lower price described with a different set of details on their sister channel. It has to be said that there is a very bad smell around that channel -Ideal World.

You would go to the ASA (AGAIN…) but I have better pointless things to waste my time on.

 

[Muttley]

I don't think the moronic should be having a dig at anyone. I think he should be taking a closer look at the shonky mess attached to his face, namely that fu... Kin. revolting beard.
I like to let my beard grow to a certain extent, but when it gets too trampy I trim it back to 2-3mm probably about once a month.
Mike just to reiterate your beard is disgusting, disgusting, disgusting and you are boring, boring, boring.

Niwa, may I add arrogant, aggressive and scruffy to your description of Moronic Mike of the Masons?

 

[Hammy60]

Janice - Nubeo make watches for celebrities, that's not a statement just my perception.

So you've stated your perception based on what?
Do you know any celeb that wear Nubeo watches?
Can you name any?
Is this perception just a figment of your imagination to con viewers?

Janice - I can see Rafael Nadal rocking one of these.

Oh so you think Raffa who has a £700,000 Richard Millie flying tourbillion would rock a cheap Chinese Nubeo look-a like. Of course you could say well they look similar, same case shape etc, which they do, but Raffa was rocking Richard Millie watches before Nubeo brand even existed, the Nubeo is just a one of a long list of Chinese brands that make cheap copies/homages to Richard Millie style watches.

FYI Janice, The original Nubeo (The Swiss Brand) did make watches for celebs (Kobe Bryant Black Mamba range) but unfortunately they went out of business, the present day Nubeo is just another Solar Time brand with a regurgettated name from the past.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Janice - Nubeo make watches for celebrities, that's not a statement just my perception.

So you've stated your perception based on what?
Do you know any celeb that wear Nubeo watches?
Can you name any?
Is this perception just a figment of your imagination to con viewers?

Janice - I can see Rafael Nadal rocking one of these.

Oh so you think Raffa who has a £700,000 Richard Millie flying tourbillion would rock a cheap Chinese Nubeo look-a like. Of course you could say well they look similar, same case shape etc, which they do, but Raffa was rocking Richard Millie watches before Nubeo brand even existed, the Nubeo is just a one of a long list of Chinese brands that make cheap copies/homages to Richard Millie style watches.

FYI Janice, The original Nubeo (The Swiss Brand) did make watches for celebs (Kobe Bryant Black Mamba range) but unfortunately they went out of business, the present day Nubeo is just another Solar Time brand with a regurgettated name from the past.

Always seen him as one of the worst misinformation (I'm being polite) offenders on the Channel. He was particularly appalling last night. You can imagine him laughing his head off when he thinks he's off camera over the utter rubbish that comes out of his mouth.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Speaking of watches and just how f****** stupid does IW think it's viewers are.

Janice selling the Nubeo Parker watch at £599.99

We have a market beating price declares Janice, multiple times.
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Oh wait no it's not

Nubeo NB-6079-02 Mens Watch Parker Automatic Limited 44mm 3ATM

Nubeo NB-6079-02 Parker Automatic Limited 44mm 3ATM Mens watch ➤ £ 492.06 ⌚ Automatic watch, Red Silicon Bracelet, Ø44 mm, 3 ATM. ⭐Trusted-Shop ➤ Express shipping ➤ Free strap shortening

www.timeshop24.co.uk

But wait, this takes the biscuit as far as treating your viewer/customer as f******* idiots.

TJC - £449.99

Limited-Edition NUBEO Nubeo Odyssey Triple Time Zone Chronograph Men’s Watch - 7736991 - TJC

Limited-Edition NUBEO Nubeo Odyssey Triple Time Zone Chronograph Men’s Watch - 7736991 - TJC

www.tjc.co.uk

Okay TJC have the wrong name in the title for the watch "Odyssey", but the web page name, description and picture is the for the "Parker" watch.

Yep, another blatant lie.

 

[jayc]

I don’t think any of the IW presenters know the meaning of truth.

I hate it when a presenter says I have fought to get you a special price for this item, its the lowest price yet. The same item on the sister channel earlier in the day was same price

 

[galesgal57]

I see Pedro is wearing the oversized fleece hoodie, with "fiddling"pockets. He's going to buy one obviously, as he feels the cold you know. Minus 5 yesterday - I don't think so.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Personally, I would think Alex Knowles would check beforehand before he said a particular watch they were selling was the cheapest you could find anywhere. Least, I would like to think he would.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I see Pedro is wearing the oversized fleece hoodie, with "fiddling"pockets. He's going to buy one obviously, as he feels the cold you know. Minus 5 yesterday - I don't think so.

It’s been minus temperatures down below those fiddling pockets for some decades now, I suspect.

 

[galesgal57]

It’s been minus temperatures down below those fiddling pockets for some decades now, I suspect.

Unless Our Bet/Bert stokes his fire.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Our Josh more like..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Yes…I can see who inspired that bag….the local tip in 1975…Lovely bag…Overly optimistic on Jacks, that is. He looks like he’s just wandered out of a general ward…At least comb your hairs, Walter. You look like several sacs of spuds.

 

[galesgal57]

Wonder why he's not telling us who the bag is inspired by.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Somebody from The Liver Birds…Treat yourself, Girls..Let me show you my hidden compartment in the back entrance of my twosie…

 

[galesgal57]

Collagen coming up, wahey! I think Pedro is starting to look haggard even though he takes a double dose every day.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Some oik in the Dullery has pissed him off.. “I don’t know why we’re showing that,” he says edgily… It was a picture of Torchy, though - naked, draped in cheap watches…You wouldn’t want to upset the old so and so…

Here we go Gold Medal Olympian….Zzzzzz…Oh..four Gold Medals, even. What Olympics and when, exactly?…Visceral B? Is that a rival larger bra maker he uses?

 

[Hammy60]

Wonder why he's not telling us who the bag is inspired by.

He doesn't need to tell us because we know.