Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Muttley, have you tried First Defence spray? I’ve used it successfully on two occasions. Worth a try if you only have symptoms still. Also, best wishes to everyone here who contributes regularly. I love reading all the humorous stuff in particular. I wish you all a happy and healthy new year.

I tend to use it before tuning in to IW. Doesn’t work!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Well,well,well, would you Adam and Eve it Mike! Trevor from the Cotswolds is in for the shoes it seems..Trevor,don’t believe everything you watch on there and what they say.

Come and join this forum(if you exist)

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Use this mantra Trevor.*

*not applicable to Ideal World presenters

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Poor Mike,that’s why I say!

His life is just full of people annoying him I guess.

He now gets complimented on those shoes he is attempting to fleece us of our money of.
Blimey,whenever he goes out,you can just imagine. Walks into a shop/bar etc etc and people come up to him to compliment on his shoes and then smell his fragrance and quiz him on that and then they see his exemplary Rolex look-alike IW Duchamp watch and the person just quizzing,ogling and smelling himWonderful!!

What a life ! Mike,you are a parody of yourself if there is such a thing. The more you say the less anyone can believe anything you say. Even Trevor must be having his doubts..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Anyway,before I forget (it’s an age thing)

Happy New Year to all on here.
Been wonderful since I joined and accept I am still a newbie and had some great laughs.

 

[Hammy60]

If it isn't Duchump it's De Manure.

If i said it was a £1000 it would be worth every penny.

In yer dreams you lying git.

 

[Hammy60]

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Hammy,nothing personal,but you’re not ‘Trevor’ in disguise are you? He seems very knowledgable about watches too! …well,that’s what Mike thinks

 

[galesgal57]

Mikey Boi has owned a Jacques de Manoir for over ten years now! Every time he wears it, somebody always asks him about it.

 

[Megabazus]

What’s people’s plans for Tonight, we are celebrating at tea time with a steak and trimmings, we barely stay up for midnight.

Wife, daughter, son in law and grand children all upstairs in bed with various stages of cold / flu. All dosed up with night nurse and calpol. So it looks like it’s just me and the dog seeing in the new year.
Hope everyone has a wonderful new year

 

[galesgal57]

No more Opatra after today, only on TJC from now on.

 

[Battiola73]

Wonder what the free gift with the Jack De Manio watch is? Could it be a litre of Gammon or the Do Buy Dubai air fresheners?

 

[Battiola73]

No more Opatra after today, only on TJC from now on.

Does that mean the fish lipped gargoyle won’t be on IW anymore or will she go to TJC?

 

[Hammy60]

Mikey Boi has owned a Jacques de Manoir for over ten years now! Every time he wears it, somebody always asks him about it.

Everytime he wears a watch somebody asks him about it, must get boring.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike talking about the mattress ro come: “best ive ever seen if I’m being honest wiv ya”

Bit of an oxymoron Mike,and very near the truth(for a change)

IF I’m being honest could mean that you may or may not be being honest.

Suits you Sir!

 

[Hammy60]

Equivalent watch boxes on Amazon are £15 on Ali under a tenner and IW have the nerve to charge £50. I would want a wooden box for that price.

 

[galesgal57]

Does that mean the fish lipped gargoyle won’t be on IW anymore or will she go to TJC?

We can only hope.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Trevor has just popped in to mine to discuss his addiction to buying stuff on IW and asking about therapy. And,if you don’t believe me,I’ve taken his pic.Didnt wanna show his face for reasons of personal safety


Grief! I only asked him what the time was and he rolled up his sleeve….

 

[Megabazus]

Does Wes Streeting know about the Opatra Therapad? It can cure everything. No more pills or ointments, It will cut NHS waiting lists overnight. Just slap on a Therapad and a pair of Sankom magic underpants. All your ailments will disappear and as an added benefit you will look 20 years younger.

 

[Jazzydrury]

She’s just said see you in the morning