Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Duke, I nearly spat out my tea at the reference to 'rifling through ladies clothing' comment, and the 'Men's Nail Varnish Division'

 

[Battiola73]

Got back home this morning after 48hours of not watching IW. Oh joy and bliss Pervy Patio Pete on. Have his jeans been splattered with paint, got slug slime on from his damp abode or has he spilt his nail varnish down them? A professional head massager implement he’s flogging looks more like an instrument of torture. Mind you watching and listening to the T.W.A.T. is torture in itself.

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter - a vision in orange - currently using a head massager on his hips!
Apparently this is another of his ailments.

You can get it home for 8 pound.............on five flexis

 

[galesgal57]

If it's a head massager, why is he using it near his old man? Dirty old perv.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s long realised the gate is usually open but the beast is always asleep. Beast as in amoeba.

 

[galesgal57]

He's not a pill, potion or powder person. Excuse me, Pedro, what are the collagen capsules you regularly chug down four at a time?

 

[Muttley]

Pedro "it will be Pacific to the area you are having discomfort"...

Maybe he meant the pain I had when I was on my cruise? No, I was in the Med, not the Pacific

 

[historymystery]

How’s everybody’s Boxing Day, we’ve had cold meat and pickle and Salad.

And Frozen Mash which was totally gross do not buy

Menu today is some leftover roast turkey, cheeseboard, cheese, tomato and onion quiche, pickles, salad, plus other 'picky bits', etc. which we are having later today. At the moment we're still full from yesterday (which included a serious raid on the chocolates and chocolate log, so have probably gained 10 pounds since yesterday), but my excuse is that we were entertaining family for Xmas Day.

I've never tried frozen mash, so thanks for the tip-off.

 

[galesgal57]

Does the mixer do stiff peaks? I feel like sitting on it! Filthy old perv. Joe brings out the worst in him.

 

[Deepblueday]

I really dislike Joes apron..it brings to mind serial killers and slaughter houses.....maybe I've watched to many horror films..lol

 

[Megabazus]

Just found that massager on AliExpress for £22 (IW £40) delivered. I assume that IW will pay a lot less for it. If you then assume that the £18 price difference is IW’s ‘charge’ for having it on flexi pay, it works out at an APR of nearly 110%. So much for interest free. That is around the same rate that the electrical retailer Brighthouse used to charge when it ripped off its customers.

 

[Battiola73]

He's not a pill, potion or powder person. Excuse me, Pedro, what are the collagen capsules you regularly chug down four at a time?

Suppositories?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Tremendous rancid sausages extravaganza with Walter Appendage.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I wonder where they park their broomsticks? This is my first opportunity to watch in any detail the channel again. But with these two? I think a bath of phosphorus would be preferable. The studio decor looks like a pop-up home bargains.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Ok everybody. This is your early warning system. The man we all love to hate Moron of the Mikes is on at 6pm with,no doubt,the ‘End of year clearance,clearance,clearance’.

And,I’m putting myself in the firing line here,but I fully expect stuff to ‘fly out’ later so get your phones ready and on fast dial to ‘check out or miss out’ as I also predict you will never see these items again..ever! Anywhere!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I wonder where they park their broomsticks? This is my first opportunity to watch in any detail the channel again. But with these two? I think a bath of phosphorus would be preferable.

Just what I was thinking but you put it succinctly. Talk about sending you to sleep

 

[Niwa]

Does the mixer do stiff peaks? I feel like sitting on it! Filthy old perv. Joe brings out the worst in him.

Joe of the resemblance definitely does like to encourage Peters purvy and seedy side.
Someone there needs to get back some control.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Never have I seen the vilest market still tat presented as desirable goods on such a regular basis.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Joe of the resemblance definitely does like to encourage Peters purvy and seedy side.
Someone there needs to get back some control.

Anybody senior is probably away until January

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Joe of the resemblance definitely does like to encourage Peters purvy and seedy side.
Someone there needs to get back some control.

He (Walter) is like a smutty end of the pier show seaside entertainer, cryogenically frozen in a large tube within a gimp chamber since 1974. Woken up 50 years later and told to carry on where he left off.