Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Is endless limited stock an oxymoron?

 

[Worldie04]

Mike just called Torchy Janice! Also someone called Jason texted in to ask if the sewing machine would fix the zip on their Spandex unitard! Is someone taking the p?

 

[Battiola73]

Lying tosser. Clearly stated the Christophe Duchump watch is gold. The description doesn’t even state gold but Yellow Colour.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Similar to his complexion.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Nubeo (Solar Time, Hong Kong) are another of those watch ranges with highly inflated RRPs so that retailers can give big discounts, but even with discounts retailers prices are still way more than the watch is actually worth and as Mainspring is also Solar Time then they can discount way more than retailers especially in a sale, seeing as they'll know much the watch actually costs to make.

Cheers.

I SOooooo hope most (all) folk are savvy enough to 'do a Google'!!!

 

[Jason]

Mike just called Torchy Janice! Also someone called Jason texted in to ask if the sewing machine would fix the zip on their Spandex unitard! Is someone taking the p?

That was not me! I do not wear or own a spandex unitard.

 

[Bernie100]

I do not wear or own a spandex unitard.

Me thinks you doth protest too much.

 

[Jason]

Me thinks you doth protest too much.

I don't even know what one looks like!

 

[Muttley]

I don't even know what one looks like!

If you say so...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Found this in a cupboard today and decided to put it in the front window. During the Plandemic first Christmas in 2020, I spoke to somebody near the house with a child, and they thanked me for putting this in the window as it made the child happy every time they walked past in the strange, unhappy times occurring then. I never forgot this. One concession in the house to Christmas now.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Those cross body bags look to be avoided. Crying out for a corpse by the state of them.. Probably the only customer who'd willingly carry one.

 

[cheeky chappie]

If you say so...

I'm happy to admit, once a year when there's a full moon, I wear a spandex thong and nothing else. I run up and down my cul-de-sac howling like a wolf.

I do this until the police arrive ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My partner is away seeing her son in Bath this weekend. I wouldn’t normally be watching if she was here as she doesn’t let me. But here I am, stood sitting ‘ere, okay? Stuck with that cu…Walter… Of course, I choose to be stuck with him, as he is just so addictively appalling to watch. You always hope for a Peter Finchesque implosion a la Network. With him screaming at the camera and viciously attacking the floor manager with several canes, then chopping them up with that axe thing they used to not sell and shoving them in a Slazenger holdall. You live in hope… And why the fu…does he relentlessly introduce himself every friggin’ show.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Damp Boxes tonight

 

[Ant7t]

Those dehumidifier things. My aunt got one of those: virtually the same overall. She gave it to my mother. Where did she get it? Pound shop. That's £9 and not £13 + PP. (IF she were to get 9) Thinking about it. They probably get a lot of their items from the pound shop. Whatever you think of the channel and its presenters, some items are a 'bit' better than others: but then, others aren't.

 

[Ant7t]

It’s Damp Boxes tonight

That spiel? Where does he live? In a basement? Or should that be crypt?

 

[Wanderer]

Everybody got Christmas Food and Presents sorted, I think we are like 99% done

Sadly no, still need to find a few bits including a chicken crown to cut in half, first portion Christmas and then reheated Boxing day, the other New Years day and 2nd Jan. Looks like Lidl don't have them and Morrisons were out of stock.

Couldn't find a nice looking piece of gammon to cook for ham, gone for a bacon joint instead.

Sprouts, carrots and parsnips 8p a bag from Lidl. None of the nice banana shallots in stock though sadly. Need to find some nice potatoes.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Here we go - he’s getting excited. A Miss Mary of Sweden 18 Hour Girdle hot water chastity belt for him to prance around in…I’m surprised he hasn’t played you can take it out to dinner, cuddle it and marry it ticket…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s Damp Boxes tonight

To go with his damp underpants…