Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

Is 9pm Friday where they try get the punters a bit pissed up after the pub?!

A tad early me thinks, more like poor saps who've been working hard all week, are tired and not thinking straight, that and the time of year.

 

[SiRich]

A tad early me thinks, more like poor saps who've been working hard all week, are tired and not thinking straight, that and the time of year.

I was thinking those who were in at 12!

 

[Wanderer]

I was thinking those who were in at 12!

ahh, 12 noon that would do it for sure.

If they have POETs day at work.

 

[Wanderer]

Where does he think the power comes from to charge the cordless vacuum then?

Energy fairies ...

Actually I thought about it today, perhaps IW has a wee energy plant powered by incinerating rattan?

 

[Muttley]

ahh, 12 noon that would do it for sure.

If they have POETs day at work.

Haven't heard that since I was a civvy in the Met Police.

For the unitiated it stands for 'P1ss off early tomorrow's Saturday'

 

[HughTwo]

Seems some of you not believing "Honest" Mikey and the Duchump sales.

I'm sure I heard him saying "loads of buyers coming in".
In fact, he had to restrain buyers from coming in before he "3, 2, 1, revealed the price".

 

[SiRich]

The crappy chef

its ridiculous it really is , it used to be (then chokes on his lines as clearly no idea what price it was before!). Y'Know It was good value at the higher price

 

[Wanderer]

Haven't heard that since I was a civvy in the Met Police.

For the unitiated it stands for 'P1ss off early tomorrow's Saturday'

Years ago I worked for company that used to close 30 mins earlier on a Friday PM and that's when I learned of POETs day.

 

[Francy19]

That toasted sandwich looks crap. Thing is you have to butter the bread on the outside. When I make a toasted sandwich in my panini maker I don’t need to use any butter. Also Joe always burns the sandwiches

 

[HughTwo]

Another toastie incinerated in that awful microwave pan - happens every time.

My crystal balls say that coming up is a half-raw burger.

That thing isn't fit for purpose

 

[Francy19]

I was just t

Another toastie incinerated in that awful microwave pan - happens every time.

My crystal balls say that coming up is a half-raw burger.

That thing isn't fit for purpose

I was just thinking I bet when he cuts the burger in half it will be pink

 

[HughTwo]

hahaha - the burgers come out and Joe says to Of-the-Masons, "you like them cooked all the way through".
We all do - nobody wants a dose of skits and sent running for zinc impregnated pants

 

[Wanderer]

Another toastie incinerated in that awful microwave pan - happens every time.

My crystal balls say that coming up is a half-raw burger.

That thing isn't fit for purpose

I have a cooks essentials version and find it needs longer than they say to cook stuff.

Also I feel sorry for anyone that eats that sandwich as Joe handled the burgers and then the sandwich.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Leffe..£32 for a six litres keg from Majestic. Website seems to get mixed reviews from looking tonight on Trustpilot..Lot of froth but still at 11 degrees at present... I can't see this beer lasting me 30 days!!!

 

[Francy19]

Don’t looked cooked through to me

 

[Francy19]

Wonder where Torchy is?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That toasted sandwich was the worst of both worlds - burnt on the outside and undercooked on the inside.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Wonder where Torchy is?

Reading the Forum before work. Or seeking inspiration in the forest - staring at the trees...

 

[Wanderer]

Don’t looked cooked through to me

Nor me, a minute or two more for me to eat it.

 

[HughTwo]

Don’t looked cooked through to me

Of-the-Masons never eats the burgers. Talks about it but doesn't do it.

That thing doesn't save any time and the results are shocking.

All that guff about "16 people have them in their baskets. These will sell out."
I can't believe they've sold a single one.