Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Love the depressive bin liner curtains… Then again, I’ve seen corpses in mortuaries covered in more optimistic fabrics.. The most dreadful looking curtains I have ever seen…

 

[HughTwo]

Yes, those black "faux silk" curtains are awful.

Of-the-Masons says if they were 30 quid, you'd be buying four or five pairs!
Who's he selling to? Count Dracula?

And claiming you can "offer them to your curtain pole" and send them back if they're not the quality you expect.
Honestly, does anyone think they'll get a refund after stuffing the curtains back in the packet.
He was saying the same about earphones earlier

 

[Francy19]

What Mike, not getting the two things you still need to get from IW?

 

[Francy19]

Oh God, a shoe drier. Thought most of your customers were thinking of the cost of energy this winter so great, another piece of tat that uses electric

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike nice looking shoe dryer. Would look good in the kitchen. Put my shoes in the air fryer and yorks puds in the shoe dryer…multi uses Mike,you’re missing a trick there

 

[HughTwo]

That odd shoe drying contraption - Of-the-Masons says, "It's not designed as heater....but......"

Not even Pedro would try to sell it as replacement for heating

 

[Francy19]

Oooh goody, Duchumps (again)

 

[Hammy60]

Huuuuuuuuuuuge savings on the overpriced ducumps, £15 cheaper than IW normal price.

 

[Hammy60]

double post, forum slow and erratic tonight for me.

 

[Francy19]

Well Mike, you’ll be interested to hear that the Roamer Rockshell Mark III black chrono I have found for sale £248.00

 

[Francy19]

That doesn’t look like rose gold to me. The gold looks yellow gold. Rose gold has a pink tinge to it and that watch certainly doesn’t

 

[Hammy60]

Sell them on for more tactic.

Mason's a lowlife piece of scum.

 

[SiRich]

Well Mike, you’ll be interested to hear that the Roamer Rockshell Mark III black chrono I have found for sale £248.00

you mean its not also nudging a price of £2000? How can that be, insane.

 

[Francy19]

This looks like rose gold, not like the one Masonic Mike has

 

[Wanderer]

Did I hear Dairylea bought a DumChump?

 

[SiRich]

Sell them on for more tactic.

Mason's a lowlife piece of scum.

In a nutshell there mate, toe rag peddler of , and full of

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Pauline from the Cotswolds is in! Bought one for Trevor!
You couldn’t make this up! But Make of the Misons does

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Yannis is great on sewing machines,says Mike.

Is that because he stitches everyone up?

 

[Wanderer]

double post, forum slow and erratic tonight for me.

Database errors earlier.

I think Torchy is running a DDoS attack before he starts his shift at midnight.

 

[Francy19]

Yes Mike the movement might be Swiss but it sure ain’t assembled in Switzerland