Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

The following article is completely misleading. Absolutely NO mention of Swan & Edgar, Gamages, Heritor, William Hunt etc in this list?!?

British auctioneers reveal their 20 most expensive sales

Due to their rarity, luxury watches often command greater sums at auction than their retail price. All together the 20 watches were sold for a staggering combined total of £4,448,218.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Wonder if Peter will have the pants on his shows

I misread that..I hope he will have his pants on!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

We all know what sort of inflatables Pedro owns. Paddling pool my arse.

Yup! Inflatable Emu per chance?..can’t think of anything else (he says)

 

[Muttley]

I was at the RAH on Saturday, and it was all quite refined, no bottles of piss or full pants. I am one of the pensioners who paid a few trips to the toilet, but we were sat on the front row of the arena floor, right next to the steps, so managed to get to the loo without having to queue.

Mine was a big band jazz Christmas show. I was sitting in the stalls, the raised section that runs around the arena. Only 6 rows back so had and excellent view. I'm not quite a pensioner but got my money's worth by going before, in the interval and at the end (just in case the tube stopped unexpectedly for 20 minutes)

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Haven’t watched IW in a while,sorry?to say. Guess I’ve missed all the usual histrionics by the sound of things.
Getting fed up of one ‘event’ after another..Halloween,Black Friday,Black Saturday,Black Sunday etc etc Xmas,and now a Clearance event.

So repetitive and prices are the same anyway. How about a ‘Presenter’ clearance?
Now,that would get all my attention and be such fun!
..Peter has gone! No more left!
Mike is going fast.Get a wiggle on…
Sally ‘went’ ages ago..

 

[Samki]

Haven’t watched IW in a while,sorry?to say. Guess I’ve missed all the usual histrionics by the sound of things.
Getting fed up of one ‘event’ after another..Halloween,Black Friday,Black Saturday,Black Sunday etc etc Xmas,and now a Clearance event.

So repetitive and prices are the same anyway. How about a ‘Presenter’ clearance?
Now,that would get all my attention and be such fun!
..Peter has gone! No more left!
Mike is going fast.Get a wiggle on…
Sally ‘went’ ages ago..

Peter vonvacuum never a sells out though - he just goes on and on and on …..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Peter vonvacuum never a sells out though - he just goes on and on and on …..

Duracell up his rear passage then? Not Philips

 

[Francy19]

I see that **** in a hat is on with leather apron Joe.

That leather apron, now where have I seen that before, oh I remember from the very graphic horror film Hostel. People being tortured and butchered for fun. Please someone tell Joe that apron is not a good look. It’s giving me flashbacks to that film

 

[Hammy60]

Watches like mine are on tonight Swiss Made from a Swiss Brand, the Roamer Rockshell mark III

Oh wait, sorry i'm mistaken it's just the rip off Far East assembled from a Woking UK brand copy that costs more, the Duchump Vulcan.

 

[Wanderer]

Dirty Peter was trying to demonstrate that tiny safe they were flogging last week and couldn't get it open.
He failed with a poor attempt to use the digital combination and had to open it with keys.
When opened, it revealed the safe was powered by Amazon Basics aaa batteries.

I wonder if where they got the safes from supplied the batteries with them?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

You may not believe this but: That Homesmart patio cleaner Mike just presented. He showed before/after pictures.
Being cynical I thought ‘well,he showed pics but didn’t actually say that this is what Homesmart achieved. Very smart move Mike because as shown below are 2 pics from t’internet showing exact same pics’…

The first one is from a Patio Magic cleaner and the second one is from a company called Leeksons.

Moral of the story is: just because they show before/after on IW doesn’t indicate that it was a ‘Homesmart’ before and after..just generic photos. Now that is Smart..but not Homesmart

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Regarding above,it’s a little devious to present this cleaner and then say ‘before and after’ without stating factually that it was a Homesmart before and after pic.
Don’t care what they sell I will never buy from them on principle

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Masticating Juicer, Mason says. Steady on….. I like my lemons squeezed not rubbed.. Anyway two of the finest masticaters on-air now in the kitchen. Maybe some baps creations? Two master bakers should have no problem with making those.

 

[Wanderer]

Direct comparison for quest juicer £49.99- https://www.amazon.co.uk/Quest-Masticating-Nutritional-Accessories-Included/dp/B09ZYDWL21

£44.99 - https://www.currys.co.uk/products/quest-31119-juicer-white-10265353.html

 

[Hammy60]

Joe comes out with some educational facts - "humans as a species are the only animals that cook their food"

 

[Wanderer]

I do hope MoM has at least two cloakrooms at home.

 

[Muttley]

Joe comes out with some educational facts - "humans as a species are the only animals that cook their food"

No s/hit Sherlock. Actually that's not true. The last time I was in London Zoo I saw the chimps preparing their meal with a Homesmart airfryer, they know it makes sense!

 

[Ant7t]

You may not believe this but: That Homesmart patio cleaner Mike just presented. He showed before/after pictures.
Being cynical I thought ‘well,he showed pics but didn’t actually say that this is what Homesmart achieved. Very smart move Mike because as shown below are 2 pics from t’internet showing exact same pics’…

The first one is from a Patio Magic cleaner and the second one is from a company called Leeksons.

Moral of the story is: just because they show before/after on IW doesn’t indicate that it was a ‘Homesmart’ before and after..just generic photos. Now that is Smart..but not Homesmart View attachment 30953View attachment 30954

So, unless the Homesmart rebrands the above companies goods, which is highly doubtful, what proof would you have if you bought that from IW that to go cliched, 'it does what it says on the tin'? (or as well as it seems to in those pics: even though those are 'generic' photos.)

 

[Ant7t]

No s/hit Sherlock. Actually that's not true. The last time I was in London Zoo I saw the chimps preparing their meal with a Homesmart airfryer, they know it makes sense!

But they are not the only animal to eat cooked food Which implies, if another animal could cook, they would. Even if it wasn't with an airfryer

 

[cheeky chappie]

Haven’t watched IW in a while,sorry?to say. Guess I’ve missed all the usual histrionics by the sound of things.
Getting fed up of one ‘event’ after another..Halloween,Black Friday,Black Saturday,Black Sunday etc etc Xmas,and now a Clearance event.

So repetitive and prices are the same anyway. How about a ‘Presenter’ clearance?
Now,that would get all my attention and be such fun!
..Peter has gone! No more left!
Mike is going fast.Get a wiggle on…
Sally ‘went’ ages ago..

I never watch for lengthy periods. I hop on (mostly the YT feed) for maybe 2-3 mins max every other day or so. It's more than enough and let's face it, we don't have to watch much to know what's going on