Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Whizzy chooper? Has Simon shown Joe his own brand? Wilting Chopper?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Seems Sally is on the Graveyard shift LOL

 

[Wanderer]

A lot of us are deficient in Vitamin C? Where’s he got that from? I myself and all my friends have all got scurvy to be fair

Nothing that can't be fixed using Gut Wealth, Collagen and some Gummies....

 

[Wanderer]

Seems Sally is on the Graveyard shift LOL

She should be on after midnight when Freeview stops......

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s the two twats

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I am watching the Palace game, so that’s quite a list to pick from without looking.

Oh…Caine and Fatty. Like two travelling salesmen in ladies’ underwear forgetting their samples.

 

[exmothian]

What a couple of clowns demonstrating cheap tat.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They really are a pair of master bakers…Thankfully, for Becque, at least, he is only pretending.

 

[galesgal57]

I was trying to think of a Smutty comment, but seeing Galesgal57 is back

I'm on the train back from London, just browsing

 

[Hammy60]

Seems Sally is on the Graveyard shift LOL

Early night then.

 

[Battiola73]

Good grief, £9.99 for a luxury decoration quartz movement alarm clock with stand and nightlight. In the most awful fluorescence orange looks like something out of a 1960s science-fiction movie.

Now got Chipmunk Clitheroe Kid Beckway with some blonde bimbo on a vibration plate.
Oh and Jezza on another one and I think he’s shoved the orange clock down his tracksuit bottoms. Oh err missus.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Jezzas Wobbly Jobblies are vibrating

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Still fail to see why they duplicate their fees paying two people for a job one can do and usually does?

 

[Floormanger135]

Seems Sally is on the Graveyard shift LOL

where she belongs

 

[Bernie100]

Paul Berk marvels at Peter Simon's extraordinary weight loss...

 

[Floormanger135]

Paul Berk marvels at Peter Simon's extraordinary weight loss...

paul looks half dead here

 

[Herring]

"Last chance! Stock up for Christmas!"

Yeah, cos my nearest and dearest will be distraught if they don't get to unwrap…

…a multi-functional can opener on Christmas Day.

Beyond parody.

Not saying they're not useful, but £11 all-in for an item you could pick up in a pound shop makes the threat of "last chance!" a bit hollow. And is this really the sort of item anyone would want to 'stock up' on? You can only use one at a time unless you have an extra set of hands.

 

[Herring]

Paul Berk marvels at Peter Simon's extraordinary weight loss...

It's always amusing to hear them read out the texts from Pedro parroting his on-air claims, unaware.

I do sliiightly wonder if /maybe/ the texts are actually letting them laugh at us... Cos it means IW is getting legit texts (from their POV, not ones the gallery goons have come up with), and it's backing up the wild claims they make, which could be persuading some people watching to buy…

 

[Wanderer]

I haven't ordered a new pillow or two for use this week. I must do that before midnight, else it will mean ordering two lots next week.

 

[Ant7t]

Nothing that can't be fixed using Gut Wealth, Collagen and some Gummies....

It must be my scurvy coming out: Nos 5 and 8 But, does this channel know the meaning of professional? Said it before, but you need to speak to sell, but shout and be a general bloody fool: it barely classes as 'humorous' fool either.