Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Simone doesn’t like a Savoly sausage except for Dean Wilson’s

I thought she was Peter Simon’s wife?

 

[Jazzydrury]

I thought she was Peter Simon’s wife?

Dean Wilson’s better half

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Any more dids and you’ll have me thinking Ken Dodd.

Well I had to tell my wife something a few years ago,not nice because it was so hard to say..



“Ken Dodds dads dog’s dead”

 

[Megabazus]

CULT51 misspelling?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Richard Mears was born in December 1964 according to his Companies House information. He just said to Mason he was 61 today. Maybe it helps sales of anti-ageing creams to say you are older than you are?

 

[galesgal57]

Simone doesn’t like a Savoly sausage except for Dean Wilson’s

 

[galesgal57]

Semi-Pro Street Hockey Player
Produce Assistant in Presto
Lifeguard at the Lewisham Paddling Pool
Council Electrician
Stage Manager at Wells Fargo
Dolls House Lighting Technician
Studio Recording Engineer
Pantomime Performer
Lead Singer in a Rock Band
Stand-Up Comedian
Professional Breaker Downer on the Third Lane of the M25
Quiz Show Host
Feeler of Music
25 Years a Shopping Television Host….

You forgot ballroom dancer to professional standard. Jack of all trades, master of none.

 

[Ant7t]

Semi-Pro Street Hockey Player
Produce Assistant in Presto
Lifeguard at the Lewisham Paddling Pool
Council Electrician
Stage Manager at Wells Fargo
Dolls House Lighting Technician
Studio Recording Engineer
Pantomime Performer
Lead Singer in a Rock Band
Stand-Up Comedian
Professional Breaker Downer on the Third Lane of the M25
Quiz Show Host
Feeler of Music
25 Years a Shopping Television Host….

And chip eater and lover of savaloys. Assuming you're talking about Mike. All whilst singing about a multi-coloured coat.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

God this man is boring and I mean bor….

 

[Hammy60]

Goddess & her creams getting a mention.

Remember this is the same Goddess that Mason said for years & years on IW, she doesn't put anything else on her skin/face apart from Elizabeth Grant.

 

[Hammy60]

Semi-Pro Street Hockey Player
Produce Assistant in Presto
Lifeguard at the Lewisham Paddling Pool
Council Electrician
Stage Manager at Wells Fargo
Dolls House Lighting Technician
Studio Recording Engineer
Pantomime Performer
Lead Singer in a Rock Band
Stand-Up Comedian
Professional Breaker Downer on the Third Lane of the M25
Quiz Show Host
Feeler of Music
25 Years a Shopping Television Host….

Is that what they are calling shelf packer these days.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Goddess & her creams getting a mention.

Remember this is the same Goddess that Mason said for years & years on IW, she doesn't put anything else on her skin/face apart from Elizabeth Grant.

Yes Mason always runs with the hare and the hounds. He couldn’t lie straight in bed

 

[Scraping the barrel]

With all the skin cream they sell (try to sell) on here they must think their audience are all old wrinkly buggers…

Hang on…mirror out..hmmm may have a point I suppose

Think I’ll buy a mask. Won’t need cream then!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

CULT51 misspelling?

Yes should be 2 CULTS

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He wants us to TRY a vacuum and NOT to buy it. Just the postage, then? Very generous, Ideal World. Things are getting better, it seems. Oh no… he wants £8 for a free trial. Here comes Van Fullahooverz - The Power of The National Grid…From The Power of The Clueless Boll….King.

Corded vacuum batteries weigh a tonne, he says!! Really?? Really??? Not Really…

You only get de HEPAs on der very best vacuums…Yes, Peter. Like this £39.99 one….

 

[Samki]

He wants us to TRY a vacuum and NOT to buy it. Just the postage, then? Very generous, Ideal World. Things are getting better, it seems. Oh no… he wants £8 for a free trial. Here comes Van Fullahooverz - The Power of The National Grid…From The Power of The Clueless Boll….King.

Even with the power of the national grid, surely a 400w plastic crappy machine wouldn’t be that good

 

[Hammy60]

Spilling rubbish everywhere, obviously not well designed.

 

[Hammy60]

Even with the power of the national grid, surely a 400w plastic crappy machine wouldn’t be that good

It looks pretty flimsy, i would be more worried about falling apart than how big the wattage is or not, my old Henry is about 600w and built like a tank in comparison to that thing.

 

[Hammy60]

He wants us to TRY a vacuum and NOT to buy it. Just the postage, then? Very generous, Ideal World. Things are getting better, it seems. Oh no… he wants £8 for a free trial. Here comes Van Fullahooverz - The Power of The National Grid…From The Power of The Clueless Boll….King.

Corded vacuum batteries weigh a tonne, he says!! Really?? Really??? Not Really…

You only get de HEPAs on der very best vacuums…Yes, Peter. Like this £39.99 one….

It's not free if you've to pay to return it.

 

[Muttley]

I loved George, he had his faults, but had an amazing voice, and was very generous.

I agree, it was a shock seeing it there. The public voted, but I don't remember them turning their back on him like that. I was a huge fan of Wham then his solo stuff.