Random musings and general banter.

[exmothian]

These are flying out just like last night.Loads and loads of buyers coming in.£2,195 on the duchump site.

 

[Hammy60]

Oh two tone still going strong, so "immediate sell out" means something entirely different to Mike Mason than the rest of the English speaking world.

Mike asking if your opinion of someone changes after seeing what watch they have on their wrist?

Answer is yeah Mike, i might meet someone and think this is a sensible chap, then if i see them wearing a watch bought from IW, then i think what a mug obviously hasn't an ounce of common sense.

 

[Battiola73]

Without a word of a lie I hopped on last night and caught a couple of mins of them presenting the heater. I honestly heard something like this:


Him: So when it senses the temperature has been reached it will switch off, and when it senses the temperature has dropped it will switch on again.

Her: (looking amazed) wow, so like a smart heater???

Him: Exactly.


Ha Ha HAaaaa

You're referring to the thermostat then? A feature that can be found on heaters costing a tenner, a feature that has been available on heaters for years. A feature that many (most) buyers would expect and even take for granted. What next? 'And this air fryer will actually cook the food? Wow!!!'

Unless of course Chef Mark is using it.

 

[galesgal57]

£37.56 for 12 mince pies, plus £4.95 postage. Everything seems to sell out, QVC obviously have some very well off viewers.

 

[ronzy75]

Well done Pedro from Manchester

 

[Bernie100]

Just texted IW:

"Just got the gold one Mike. Can't wait to get it. Pedro, Manchester."

And Mike read it out.

 

[galesgal57]

I used to go to collect documents from a shipping company in Mincing Lane in my early 20s. Was always tempted to walk in the same manner as a character portrayed by **** Emery.

Flipping heck it lets me type in swear words but asterisks out a version of Richard as in spotted d.ck

I just typed in idiot on the QVC forum, in relation to Andi Peters, and it was all asterisked out!

 

[galesgal57]

I just typed in ***** on the QVC forum, in relation to Andi Peters, and it was all asterisked out!

I d I o t

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Noticed Ifeelzmuzik corrected himself (not in the very worst way) today by swooping 'emails' he'd received, to messages. I think there has been quite frequent comment on here, that as far as we know, there is no accessible email address to directly email the presenters. Making you naturally assume that they haven't really received any emails at all - hence using messages (as in texts) instead.

Oh, I am completely sure that this forum is read by quite a few of them. And so they should do. It's rather well done and it's rather entertaining. Addictive, even.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Just turned over from Andi Peters greed fest ( he hasn't showed up yet), and Mike is on with last night's Duchump watches. He assured us that they would all sell out, yet he still has all the colours.

(the following refers to the same product)

Monday: Be quick, these are flying out, internet in meltdan, phones have gone crazy, these are gonna sell OUT!
Tuesday: Be quick, these are flying out, internet in meltdan, phones have gone crazy, these are gonna sell OUT!
Wednesday: Be quick, these are flying out, internet in meltdan, phones have gone crazy, these are gonna sell OUT!
Thursday: Be quick, these are flying out, internet in meltdan, phones have gone crazy, these are gonna sell OUT!
Friday: Be quick, these are flying out, internet in meltdan, phones have gone crazy, these are gonna sell OUT!
Saturday: Be quick, these are flying out, internet in meltdan, phones have gone crazy, these are gonna sell OUT!
Sunday: Be quick, these are flying out, internet in meltdan, phones have gone crazy, these are gonna sell OUT!

 

[Bernie100]

Oh two tone still going strong, so "immediate sell out" means something entirely different to Mike Mason than the rest of the English speaking world.

Nothing ever sells out in Ideal World land. A few weeks ago I saw Lindsay (I think her name is ) claim that this item that she was selling sold out not once but twice within the same hour segment. Each time it 'sold out' they 'restocked.' So at the beginning of the hour they had stock and at the end of the hour they still had stock. Yet she was saying that it had sold out twice within that hour. They really are a bunch of crooks.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Nothing ever sells out in Ideal World land. A few weeks ago I saw Lindsay (I think her name is ) claim that this item that she was selling sold out not once but twice within the same hour segment. Each time it 'sold out' they 'restocked.' So at the beginning of the hour they had stock and at the end of the hour they still had stock. Yet she was saying that it had sold out twice within that hour. They really are a bunch of crooks.

Ooh you mean Gob on a stick

 

[Muttley]

These are flying out just like last night.Loads and loads of buyers coming in.£2,195 on the duchump site.
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Buy all 6 for £3419.94, are they serious? I thought it was one of the Duke's wind up pictures.

Oh hang on, I've heard that Muriel is buying 24 for all her male friends and family members.

 

[Bernie100]

Well done Pedro from Manchester

Mike even said: "Well done Pedro mate. The Gold is absolutely stunning."

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Essentially, the gift that keeps on giving..

 

[Niwa]

£37.56 for 12 mince pies, plus £4.95 postage. Everything seems to sell out, QVC obviously have some very well off viewers.

I've always said QVC is the channel for people with stacks of cash.
You can tell by the amount of stuff they sell and the type of stuff that they are in an entirely different league to low rent tat IW.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What Ideal World needs to realise is hard-up doesn’t mean stupid to go with it,

 

[cheeky chappie]

I've always said QVC is the channel for people with stacks of cash.
You can tell by the amount of stuff they sell and the type of stuff that they are in an entirely different league to low rent tat IW.

QVC model themselves on Harvey Nichols and try to cater for viewers accordingly.

IW model themselves on Poundland and do likewise

As we keep on saying, they know their target audience, that's one thing that can't be denied.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

What Ideal World needs to realise is hard-up doesn’t mean stupid to go with it,

I’m not really sure that is the case . I mean have a look at ‘Trevor from the Cotswolds’ below. He got his Emu balm and ‘splashed it on all over’ (with thanks to Henry Cooper. He was a boxer who advertised Brut,for our younger readers).

He used a little too much unfortunately

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Ooh you mean Gob on a stick

Excuse me!
Gob on a stick lives matter!