Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Apple Cider Vinegar gummies, just googled the benefits regarding weight loss and a well respected US dietician states ‘Apple cider vinegar isn't likely to be effective for weight loss.’
Plus they can interfere with certain supplements and drugs.

Ideal World don't like people like us who immediately google their claims, or check for price comparisons. We think their target audience are older people who are not computer savvy or who believe that these people are their friends and would not lie to them so don't use critical thinking and check for themselves.

 

[Battiola73]

If I may be so bold, I'd suggest he'd lurrrrrve it!
He'll splash on a bit of creed, stick on his cardi and buy the lovely ladies a babycham whenever they fancy.
Of-the-masons reckons he's hotter than 'chef' Mark's grill pan

And don’t forget he’d flash his Chrissy Duchump!

 

[Francy19]

Watching Masonic Mike putting his enormous foot in it with his verbal diarrhoea, dedicating a song to Anne who had just text in, started singing ‘and now the end is here’ what a complete tw*t

 

[Francy19]

Watching Masonic Mike putting his enormous foot in it with his verbal diarrhoea, dedicating a song to Anne who had just text in, started singing ‘and now the end is here’ what a complete tw*t

*near

 

[Muttley]

And don’t forget he’d flash his Chrissy Duchump!

That's a criminal offence in some countries!

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s the Poundland Vacumm

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Cane is back Tonight, Cue Peter hobbling around like he is 90, and the knees what were sorted through the Collagen. Will be bad again

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Loving the Chef Mark Musical Extravaganza this morning….

 

[Bernie100]

The Cane is back Tonight, Cue Peter hobbling around like he is 90, and the knees what were sorted through the Collagen. Will be bad again

I might text him when he's on screen about something or other and sign it: Pedro from Manchester. And see if he reads it out.

Does Peter Simon know his nickname is Pedro?

 

[Muttley]

I might text him when he's on screen about something or other and sign it: Pedro from Manchester. And see if he reads it out.

Does Peter Simon know his nickname is Pedro?

I would imagine he does as he reads the forum.

We should all text in on the same shift calling ourselves Pedro followed by a humorous place name like Bell End, Mincing Lane or Pratt's Bottom. Bombard them with texts

 

[cheeky chappie]

At least she's like Yiannis in a dress. She finds everything so amazing, wow how incredible.
Reminds me somehow of a female Joey Essex.

Without a word of a lie I hopped on last night and caught a couple of mins of them presenting the heater. I honestly heard something like this:


Him: So when it senses the temperature has been reached it will switch off, and when it senses the temperature has dropped it will switch on again.

Her: (looking amazed) wow, so like a smart heater???

Him: Exactly.


Ha Ha HAaaaa

You're referring to the thermostat then? A feature that can be found on heaters costing a tenner, a feature that has been available on heaters for years. A feature that many (most) buyers would expect and even take for granted. What next? 'And this air fryer will actually cook the food? Wow!!!'

 

[Gooner1963]

How long can they get away with saying inspired by I wish 1 of those companies would sue them for every penny they don't have They must have a compliance officer who's told them they can get away with it

 

[cheeky chappie]

It’s the Poundland Vacumm

Caught the tail end of them presenting this cheap piece of rubbish earlier. Apparently one bonus is not having to recharge it or worry about it losing power, like cordless vacuums costing £200, £250, £300 or more.

Funny how they don't mention any of this when flogging cordless models.

According to Mike, someone who's house proud will love receiving this ... I seriously doubt that

 

[Muttley]

Without a word of a lie I hopped on last night and caught a couple of mins of them presenting the heater. I honestly heard something like this:


Him: So when it senses the temperature has been reached it will switch off, and when it senses the temperature has dropped it will switch on again.

Her: (looking amazed) wow, so like a smart heater???

Him: Exactly.


Ha Ha HAaaaa

You're referring to the thermostat then? A feature that can be found on heaters costing a tenner, a feature that has been available on heaters for years. A feature that many (most) buyers would expect and even take for granted. What next? 'And this air fryer will actually cook the food? Wow!!!'

OMG my central heating does this! I never realised how clever it is

 

[Muttley]

Without a word of a lie I hopped on last night and caught a couple of mins of them presenting the heater. I honestly heard something like this:


Him: So when it senses the temperature has been reached it will switch off, and when it senses the temperature has dropped it will switch on again.

Her: (looking amazed) wow, so like a smart heater???

Him: Exactly.


Ha Ha HAaaaa

You're referring to the thermostat then? A feature that can be found on heaters costing a tenner, a feature that has been available on heaters for years. A feature that many (most) buyers would expect and even take for granted. What next? 'And this air fryer will actually cook the food? Wow!!!'

OMG my central heating does this! I never realised how clever it is

Don't know why this posted twice, maybe IW have hacked my phone

 

[Samki]

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Without a word of a lie I hopped on last night and caught a couple of mins of them presenting the heater. I honestly heard something like this:


Him: So when it senses the temperature has been reached it will switch off, and when it senses the temperature has dropped it will switch on again.

Her: (looking amazed) wow, so like a smart heater???

Him: Exactly.


Ha Ha HAaaaa

You're referring to the thermostat then? A feature that can be found on heaters costing a tenner, a feature that has been available on heaters for years. A feature that many (most) buyers would expect and even take for granted. What next? 'And this air fryer will actually cook the food? Wow!!!'

I also heard him say that they were having “difficulties” with the texts, and couldn’t read them out , after the posts on here.
They definitely read this forum

 

[Hammy60]

Caught the tail end of them presenting this cheap piece of rubbish earlier. Apparently one bonus is not having to recharge it or worry about it losing power, like cordless vacuums costing £200, £250, £300 or more.

Funny how they don't mention any of this when flogging cordless models.

According to Mike, someone who's house proud will love receiving this ... I seriously doubt that

The other thing he mentioned is the run time in cordless machines ie 50 minutes, which is often quoted during shows, is for low power mode, high power only lasts a few minutes. Funny they don't mention that either during cordless shows.

 

[Battiola73]

That's a criminal offence in some countries!

Oh er missus!

 

[galesgal57]

Just turned over from Andi Peters greed fest ( he hasn't showed up yet), and Mike is on with last night's Duchump watches. He assured us that they would all sell out, yet he still has all the colours.

 

[Battiola73]

I would imagine he does as he reads the forum.

We should all text in on the same shift calling ourselves Pedro followed by a humorous place name like Bell End, Mincing Lane or Pratt's Bottom. Bombard them with texts

I used to go to collect documents from a shipping company in Mincing Lane in my early 20s. Was always tempted to walk in the same manner as a character portrayed by Dick Emery.

Flipping heck it lets me type in swear words but asterisks out a version of Richard as in spotted d.ck