Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Well,they may do….as I signed it Love Hammy

That's okay, they'll know it ain't me, i signed my texts THE REAL HAMMY.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

The red lava lamp doesn’t work but he just glosses over it,does Mike.

He pretends it’s camera shy etc,trying to make a joke of the cheap crap he is trying to flog us. What did you expect for £9.99 Mike?

He is very sad as he spends his downtime in his man cave just watching his lava lamp.
God help us! This drivel is beyond insane.
Remember Mike you need a good memory when telling lies.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He’ll be telling us next his 2 cats are called Gammon and Greed..I suppose that’s better than Horatio and Homesmart

 

[Scraping the barrel]

That's okay, they'll know it ain't me, i signed my texts THE REAL HAMMY.

And you speak with a Scottish accent I believe

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I can’t think why…but that cardigan brings back memories of my Grattan 1977 Autumn/Winter Catalogue…

 

[Jazzydrury]

I see they are giving away that £2.50 Greed as a free gift again

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yankee Candle can we hope for a proper presentation

 

[Jazzydrury]

What’s a Calenday

 

[Hammy60]

And you speak with a Scottish accent I believe

aye

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m not trying to worry anybody. I’m not trying to worry anybody. I’m not trying to worry anybody. I’m not trying to worry anybody But four grand. FOUR GRAND…Selling yet another heater he doesn’t need to use…

 

[rubia]

The rubbish shoe perfumes again.

It’s not inspired by anybody you balding git

How does he know how they smell does he use them

Tell it as it is jazzy love it

 

[galesgal57]

Yankee Candle can we hope for a proper presentation

An Advent calendar that isn't despatched until December 2nd! Why bother? You could always use it for Christmas 2025, it will only be 3 years out of date then.

 

[Samki]

Pedro is in for the heater. More lies - daft tw*t

 

[Jazzydrury]

An Advent calendar that isn't despatched until December 2nd! Why bother? You could always use it for Christmas 2025, it will only be 3 years out of date then.

Think I read on the QVC Thread that Calendar is the 2022 one.

Mike said Pedro has bought A heater

 

[Bernie100]

I have just texted Mike “Hi Mike. Bought some stuff from IW on your advice,if you will. It’s sh*t! Now why don’t you f**k off”

Don’t suppose he will read that out though

I texted IW and wrote: " Hi Mike, I bought a ceramic heater from IW a few weeks ago. Great purchase. Highly recommended. Pedro from Hale Barns."

Moronic Mike just read it out but left the Hale Barns bit out.

 

[Bernie100]

Pedro is in for the heater. More lies - daft tw*t

Got to be honest. That was me.

 

[Samki]

Got to be honest. That was me.

Love it

 

[galesgal57]

Got to be honest. That was me.

Brilliant! Obviously only read out the complimentary messages. I might try it, if I can think of something suitable.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s The Christophe Duchump Monosyllabic at 9 p.m.…Retails at over £2000…Wow…Cannot wait.

 

[Muttley]

Brilliant! Obviously only read out the complimentary messages. I might try it, if I can think of something suitable.

If I sent a message I can promise you it wouldn't be read out