Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Gloves with Crystals on now how tacky

 

[Stockton]

The Best Presenter currently is Paul, If you see past whooping he’s fine

Glad that the decent models did not go back. Why Simone did beats me. Deserved better

 

[Jazzydrury]

Glad that the decent models did not go back. Why Simone did beats me. Deserved better

Seeing Simone returned to model. I’m surprised her other half hasn’t returned as a presenter

 

[Hammy60]

Glad that the decent models did not go back. Why Simone did beats me. Deserved better

Ain't seen any decent models on Ideal World, seen some pretty women (wonder what happened to Laura, right happy character), but no decent models, why because models should be there to be seen not heard, as soon as they open their mouths they just become a biased extension of the shyster presenters.

 

[historymystery]

I have to agree that nothing epitomes Christmas more than a magnifying glass, bedding and Emu balm.

If I had a rude mind (which of course I don't), I would be wondering if the products are linked: bedding, magnifying glass, and then needing the Emu balm afterwards

My mind is positively boggling! But then again, it's only Christmas once a year!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Seeing Simone returned to model. I’m surprised her other half hasn’t returned as a presenter

Peter Simon has returned, hasn’t he?

 

[galesgal57]

Foghorn telling us how to apply perfume. Spray it behind your knees if you're going on a night out! What sort of nights out does she go on?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Those perfume bottles look horrible

 

[Craftalot]

Foghorn telling us how to apply perfume. Spray it behind your knees if you're going on a night out! What sort of nights out does she go on?

The sort of nights which end with her up by the bins.

 

[galesgal57]

The sort of nights which end with her up by the bins.

Knee trembler (,just to shock Hammy and Muttley)

 

[Jazzydrury]

Filth

 

[galesgal57]

Filth

You know you love it, you saucy minx.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Agreed. Car crash TV. Seven days a week.

No,no,no!!

This is libellous!. One needs to be very careful what’s stated on here.

It should read “6 days a week and twice on Sundays”

Saved your skin

 

[Muttley]

Knee trembler (,just to shock Hammy and Muttley)

Takes more than that to shock me...

 

[Muttley]

The sort of nights which end with her up by the bins.

A few bottles of Prosecco, a dodgy kebab...

Edit: can I say I'm not speaking from personal experience (yes, really Jazzy and Galesgal57, I'm very well behaved when I go out with my mates for a healthy salad and a sweet sherry...)

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That ghastly vulgar woman. Talking about her son Ernie Jacks clambering all over her trying to lift her blouse up. I mean..... That's not a problem - but he is 24... Completely materialistically obsessed and sharing far too much information about her ostentatious, gaudy family life...

You can wear these vile trousers with a tight or a shoe or a pant or a sleeve...

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ooh it’s Mike Littler

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh my God… That awful cheapest of the cheap dartboard. Unsold at a village hall jumble sale.

 

[Muttley]

Filth

Where would you be without your daily dose of saucy comments

 

[Muttley]

Oh my God… That awful cheapest of the cheap dartboard. Unsold at a village hall jumble sale.

I know where I'd like to throw those darts, unfortunately they're just magnetic