Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Well would you Adam and Eve it? Mike was headhunted by the CEO of another Selly telly channel on the strength that said CEO bought some fragrance off Selly telly which Mike was presenting and was impressed that Mike persuaded him to buy without smelling first!

BullMike! There I’ve called it. He tells so many lies he doesn’t know if he is telling the truth anymore.

People are falling over themselves,he says,to get this Gammon.

Porkies,Mike,Porkies(or should I say Gammons)

 

[galesgal57]

This Killa Vanilla looks like a giant suppository.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Killa Vanilla.. Must be good,says Mike, “it’s got QR codes on the box”..

There you are folks,if there are QR codes on the box it’s the real deal

 

[Scraping the barrel]

What Mike is aching to say is “this killa vanilla is for all you fat ba****ds out there “

Go on Moyke,say it!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Dare one of you to buy it and put it up your bum

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Thanks for the question Jane. I can answer that. But please don’t send in any difficult or negative comments which I can’t answer.. says the guy promoting it(well thinking it)

 

[galesgal57]

Dare one of you to buy it and put it up your bum

If I thought I could drop a couple of dress sizes by Christmas, I would. Buttocks clenched.

 

[Muttley]

On the list of Television he’s done

One entry says Ronald McDonald Advert - Clown Character

He's made a career out of being a clown...

 

[Hammy60]

Collagen back in stock.

Despite literally hundreds of show with Collagen, i must have missed the one when they sold out.

 

[galesgal57]

It's become the go to product, used to be the walking canes. Quack products tonight, wonder when they will bring the Viagra substitute?

 

[Jazzydrury]

It's become the go to product, used to be the walking canes. Quack products tonight, wonder when they will bring the Viagra substitute?

Filth

 

[galesgal57]

Buy Doctor Floppy's old boy booster!

 

[galesgal57]

Filth

You love it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

You love it.

Me lil innocent Emma

 

[galesgal57]

It's only a while ago you were daring one of us to stick the Killa Vanilla where the sun don't shine. Innocent, I think not.

 

[rubia]

Peter Simon lost 6 stone in 2 weeks with his Vibrapower plate.

Of course he did

 

[Jazzydrury]

Of course he did

6 Stones might have fell from his pocket

 

[ianrobo111]

with the demise of C&C will this mean more of Joe ???

 

[ianrobo111]

oh and when I was away did they move studios ??

 

[Jazzydrury]

oh and when I was away did they move studios ??

Yes