Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Maybe they are the trousers he used to swing his pants in on Going Live, With Trev and Simon, Sarah Greene and Schofield

 

[galesgal57]

Maybe they are the trousers he used to swing his pants in on Going Live, With Trev and Simon, Sarah Greene and Schofield

I don't think there is any room for swing, they are skinny jeans. Just the job for an old fart.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I don't think there is any room for swing, they are skinny jeans. Just the job for an old fart.

Only just seen him stood up, looks sprayed on

 

[Muttley]

Looking super sexy in skinny jeans this morning, silly old sod.

I need a lie down after reading that

 

[HughTwo]

I caught Pete van Volauvent coming out with the old "using central heating the traditional way is ridiculous" nonsense, while he promoted a tiny electric heater than didn't look like it would warm a rabbit hutch,

Now he's on the corded vacuum from the great name of Homesmart.
According to Dirty Peter, only 61 left. (update 59).

As sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, Volauvent will soon be back extolling the virtues of a cordless.

I wonder if either machine will have the power to get those spray-on jeans off of Pedro - that's going to be some task. Emu balm may be needed for lubrication.

 

[Muttley]

The tightness of his jeans must have cut off the blood supply to his brain.

I think the problem is that his brain is located in that vicinity...

 

[Jazzydrury]

He has just said the Vac is available on 4 or 5 Flexis of £10.00. If he took notice of what the monitor said rather than spout his wankertry belugh, it would be better

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He's struggling this morning to finish a sentence.Freephone 0800 you must multi well done Ken it's about peace of it tracks me well done Linda by buying both of them you will save this is a great buy.
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Like the 20 years hard labour he should have got for crimes against transparency.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If He is 70 plus, Why is he still in work, He is likely to already have enough money, to live a happy retirement.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Ego... Not being able to let go. Nobody with any sense of modesty would be announcing themselves prior to the show beginning.

 

[galesgal57]

I need a lie down after reading that

Sweet dreams.

 

[SiRich]

If He is 70 plus, Why is he still in work, He is likely to already have enough money, to live a happy retirement.

Although he looks it, is he 70 plus, 1990 being his heyday (lol), so 30 ish plus 34, mid 60s?

That daewoo air fryer is £64 on amazon, 'well done if you got ripped off'

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Early 60s I suspect. He looks early 30s in the mid-90s, so that would add up. Making out he is nearly 70 or beyond is in my view a cynical selling ploy. One which he uses to ingratiate himself and connect with what he sees to be as the core buying base for old fogey type products. Although when it suits him, depending on the demographic of the itemhe’s selling, he makes out he’s younger, super fit, and the product is responsible for doing that.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter Simon 61 Born 28 November 1962

That’s from Wiki, Still time to send him a Birthday Card

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I wouldn’t even believe that date of birth if I were you.

 

[SiRich]

Peter Simon 61 Born 28 November 1962

That’s from Wiki, Still time to send him a Birthday Card

He needs to lay off the collagen!! He does seem to want to portray himself as much older (and looks it) I think as Duke says it's part of his pitch these days - mugging off granny with a smile. Creep.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If he’s 61 that Collagen has done F all

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The trouble is Peter Simon is a stage name, isn’t it? You’d have to know his real name to be sure. And his apparent real surname is hardly an uncommon one. I mean…how many Knobheads are there in the phone book?

 

[Niwa]

Peter Simon 61 Born 28 November 1962

That’s from Wiki, Still time to send him a Birthday Card

I think there's something similar regarding his dob on the Fandom website.
He looks roughly about right for his age, he's definitely not into his seventies.

 

[Jazzydrury]

For someone so famous, his Wikipedia page tells you nothing