Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

When this forum gets busy you know there’s nothing on the telly worth watching.
What does that say about the quality of tv?!,
So,it’s either dross or err dross

 

[Hammy60]

Masonic Mike said it will sell out Immediately, which means at once, instantly but how long is immediately to IW/Mike, 1 minute, 5 minutes, 30 minutes, 1 hour, a day a month?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Couple of problems Mikey with those extendable ladders 1/ you wouldn’t need something that high INSIDE your home (as he so advised) 2/ Do some research These can be very dangerous over a certain height. Bendy and unstable…but not to worry Gladys will be fine. Not long left to live anyway

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He’s NOT trying to scare us… by scaring us… An oxymoron?..
Or maybe just a moron!

 

[historymystery]

I'd be worried he'd pull out his BAFTA and ask me to hold it firmly…

*glares down camera with tongue pressed against inside of cheek and grimaces*

Oh, er, missus!

 

[historymystery]

Don't forget his all in one combinations

Oh gawd, find me a therapist who can get that image out of my head! Pete in his 'combis' (thermal, of course) is way too much to cope with!

 

[Bernie100]

Masonic Mike said it will sell out Immediately, which means at once, instantly but how long is immediately to IW/Mike, 1 minute, 5 minutes, 30 minutes, 1 hour, a day a month?

Honest Mike, the online shopper's friend.

 

[galesgal57]

Oh gawd, find me a therapist who can get that image out of my head! Pete in his 'combis' (thermal, of course) is way too much to cope with!

Yellow stained of course.

 

[Muttley]

Oh gawd, find me a therapist who can get that image out of my head! Pete in his 'combis' (thermal, of course) is way too much to cope with!

If we gather a few of us together we might find a therapist who will do a group booking for a good price

 

[Jazzydrury]

From 10pm it’s Yiannis and Joanne what a awful pair

 

[galesgal57]

Yellow stained of course.

Wipe down clean with an easy access flap, like those bags he had a few days ago.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yellow stained of course.

Is that with Nicotine. Spunk or Piss

 

[galesgal57]

Is that with Nicotine. Spunk or Piss

Now I'm shocked.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Now I'm shocked.

Ha did you think I was innocent

 

[Muttley]

Now I'm shocked.

I've never heard you say that before

 

[galesgal57]

Ha did you think I was innocent

Yes, sorry

 

[galesgal57]

I've never heard you say that before

I was just shocked that Jazzy would be so direct. I was thinking more along the lines of nocturnal emissions.

 

[Muttley]

Honest Mike, the online shopper's friend.

Can I just check if that's friend or fiend. Wasn't sure if auto correct added the 'r'

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

And presumably he was telling this heartwarming tale during the sale of blankets.

Can't think why he doesn't talk to his Worry Angels that he was flogging on Bid TV years ago. Tell all your troubles to a lump of glass in the shape of an angel and all your worries are over...

Hey Tom Hanks spilled his guts to a volleyball! It's a form of therapy

 

[Jazzydrury]

I'm sorry