Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

Market-stall Mike-of-the-Masons is having that problem with his drooping collar again.

Never mind...."Loads of buyers coming in....luvverly".

Ok, Mikey, whatever you say

 

[Tricompax]

If Peter Sweats all the time maybe he needs to watch this YouTube video

Seen that , can’t make it up

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Yeah, here's his wee slum hovel.A bit big for one man and his dog.


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He’s had a small pool put in since…

 

[Hammy60]

Another Mike of the Mason's former jobs, medical supplies delivery guy.

 

[Herring]

Yeah, here's his wee slum hovel. A bit big for one man and his dog.


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Bit harsh about Bet, that.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That Chicken Joe has cooked looks horrible

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I like his Melted Kinder Egg Surprise- though the gift is still a bit chewy despite being served charred.

 

[galesgal57]

Duchumps Marine Chrono coming up, must have bounced back from last night.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I don’t know if Simon Brown, is full time at musthaveideas, But he would work well with IW

 

[ronzy75]

Had to giggle when masonic Mike asked if the halumi chips were ready. When chef Joe said not quite, Mike replied that Mark would've had them ready by now, they wouldn't be cooked, but they'd be ready

 

[Hammy60]

Duchumps Marine Chrono coming up, must have bounced back from last night.

I think i heard Mike say, last chance to get. Yeah right.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He’s had a small pool put in since…

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Just out of interest house prices in this area last year had an average price of £850,000.

Some hovel!! You can see where it is on street view

 

[Hammy60]

Mike it may be a 200 mtr watch and tested to 200mtrs, but it ain't a 200 mtr diver approved watch, it would fail ISO 6425 certification.

 

[galesgal57]

Mike it may be a 200 mtr watch and tested to 200mtrs, but it ain't a 200 mtr diver approved watch, it would fail ISO 6425 certification.

But you promised us theywould fly out, Mike. Expect Torchy to have a go at shifting them later.

 

[Hammy60]

Christ, somebody buy the gold and put us out of our misery.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

But you promised us theywould fly out, Mike. Expect Torchy to have a go at shifting them later.

No,he only promised that the toy helicopters would ‘fly out’ and yet paradoxically even they couldn’t fly. The rotors turned and they just crawled around on the table

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Christ, somebody buy the gold and put us out of our misery.

I’ll have it! What is it? Does it fly? A gold tooth? I’m looking for an investment piece

 

[galesgal57]

All these people with the watches in their baskets, and yet the sales never seem to go through.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

All these people with the watches in their baskets, and yet the sales never seem to go through.

Yes,it’s as though he’s making it all up …

 

[Hammy60]

All these people with the watches in their baskets, and yet the sales never seem to go through.

and with more people constantly coming in.