Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

He’s talking **** about a dinosaur head

 

[Jazzydrury]

Dinosaur Mask anyone

 

[Duke of Cheese]

From one old dinosaur to another…

 

[Jazzydrury]

How is Exemplar Planet doing, any news on Truth TV Launch LOL

 

[Kit10]

They will know the products before the show starts why not order then

Well Jazzy, they would if they bothered to do any prep……

 

[Jazzydrury]

Be funny if they knocked the tree down

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Not only the movement and the sound, not only etc…grrrrr. He keeps saying ten pound on four flexis but it isn’t though is it?

 

[Herring]

Up next…

Christmas Collagen-infused scented candle (free Gamages® cufflinks worth £100)

The number one hero product brought to air in nigh-on 60 years of shopping tv experience. An exquisite gift for all the family who could quite simply never aspire to own a genuine collagin-infused cundoddle, er, candle. Not only of the wicks and wax, not only of the twilight, ok, not only of the aches and pains, in conjunction with a healthier lifestyle plus your p&p, first of 5 flexis okay…

Phone lines are busy. Everyone wants one. At ten fivers on the first of 5 flexis I'm not surprised. It's a clearance price. You're the first in the UK to see it. GO TO THE PHONES OK as they're that busy with other callers adding more is a logical suggestion.

Press:
#1 for Dubai air freshener scent
#2 for Greed scent
#3 for BS scent
#4 BUY ALL

Muriel's in … the warehouse after ram-raiding the shutter doors in her Luggie. Well done for getting one, Muriel. Check out your mobility scooter's basket.

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Parody or reality? Hard to tell...

 

[Jazzydrury]

These toys are getting worse

 

[Battiola73]

You could buy 12 mince pies for £37.56! Who buys these things at such ridiculous prices?

Not me. I’ll treat myself to Tesco’s luxury ones nearer Christmas at £3.50 for 6 or to be honest probably their puff pastry ones that are £1.50 for 4.

I wonder if anyone works out how much the ones sold on QVC cost individually? £3.13 each and that doesn’t include p&p. I haven’t seen them but at that price at least 6” across and 3” deep. £3.50 with p&p

 

[SiRich]

constantly looking down and to his right for his autocue, subtle NOT

 

[Duke of Cheese]

These wonderful bags…The best I’ve sold in 74 years since the last best ones after them… They are ALLIGATING online….These wonderful Arse End Wenger Bags have been made in Switzerland since 1847…1946…2024….You’ve got them at £5 a pop, okay? (he means £20)….When I first saw these (crammed in a broom cupboard round the back) they were £1000 a centimetre…Charley? Are people multi-bating these? No, boss… YES…People are Master-Buying furiously, OK??? Just like Ralph Lauren… BUT I’M NOT COMPARING….

 

[Duke of Cheese]

constantly looking down and to his right for his autocue, subtle NOT

Or somebody else’s bigger one…

 

[SiRich]

Pronunciation doesn't seem to be a strong point unless the dentures are slipping......aramith ooooood noooar.

If in doubt just pronounce how the F you want.

 

[Herring]

From one old dinosaur to another…
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This didn't load for me earlier so only just seen it - absolute gold(tone effect), Duke

The tinned beefburgers tomorrow at 6AM absolutely sent me.

 

[Little Jan]

Dave Loydon is Johnny Rotten right

You should strap the ceramic heater to your back. I find that it makes it so much easier to transport it around the house as I move from room to room.

ideal world do an extra long extension lead for £ nan nanty nan
So you won’t have to keep plugging it in as you move from room to room

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Now… men and women of any gender have been buying this wonderful Armoff Oohed for centuries. Young, virulent men and women of the highest sexual order have been immensing themselves in the Armoff. It is regarded by the social echelons, claptivated by the esoteric serendipitousness of the exrotic….This is the Best Price quite simply I ever seen since the last best price I will see tomorrow, Okay?? It’s ravaging, it’s adulterated…It's systematic..It's hydromatic…Why it's grease lightning (grease lightning)

 

[Little Jan]

Just gets worse doesn't it.

Thats not a Mask he’s been using snake oil

 

[Little Jan]

Wipe down clean, easy access! Words Pedro uses on a regular basis.

ooh err misses

 

[HughTwo]

I can't believe this non-stop crescendo of nonsense from Dirty Pedro persuades anyone to buy this perfume.

"Not only is is seductive, not only is it desirable, it's powerful, it's subtle, it's manly, it's feminine, it's your lemons, it's your musk, your bergamot, it's delightful, it's de-lovely, it's delicious.................................................................