Random musings and general banter.

[Battiola73]

Chef Mark with his Farmfoods carrier bag full of 3 pizzas for a £1 he bought on the way in.

Misread this, thought it said Chef Mark with his haemorrhoids oops

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I NEVER LIE TO YOU…NEXT
On soon ‘A Detector’ A lie one?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh dear…his cheap and defective solar sensor light isn’t sensing anything in the dark,,.Don’t worry INLTU - just ask for the lights back on, say it wasn’t dark enough and forget the demonstration ever happened..Just like the more expensive candles scenario never happened either..

 

[Muttley]

Misread this, thought it said Chef Mark with his haemorrhoids oops

Should have gone to Specsavers

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Joined by a new co-host this evening. The co-host making better sense…

 

[Muttley]

Torchy is on selling RFID wallets. I suspect he will be scaremongering. Telly off, good night all, sleep well.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His GYM CARD??? Last time he was on with Becque he said he’d never used a gym. I NEVER LIE TO YOU…

 

[cheeky chappie]

To be fair, the IW price of £99.99 for the Daewoo 8 in 1 air fryer isn't bad.

If you prefer of course, you can buy it from Asda for £64.50.

Mind you that's only £35.49 cheaper so not that much of a saving ...

 

[HughTwo]

They obviously think they've hit gold with this Molton Brown deal.

They have Mr Belt Buckle droning on about it - mostly the usual tosh about checking out baskets, someone else might pay and it will vanish from your basket if it's a sell out.
That came after him saying there was plenty of stock but he'd rather be wrong about that than you missing out.

Wait till Dirty Peter starts his "not only, not only, a joy, ok, alright, go to the phones" with this Melting Brown

 

[HughTwo]

He's back to their usual tat - Gold Leopard bog water inspired by contents of a Gucci lavvy bowl

 

[exmothian]

I will never lie to you he says,what a pile of

 

[Battiola73]

To be fair, the IW price of £99.99 for the Daewoo 8 in 1 air fryer isn't bad.

If you prefer of course, you can buy it from Asda for £64.50.

Mind you that's only £35.49 cheaper so not that much of a saving ...

They obviously think they've hit gold with this Molton Brown deal.

They have Mr Belt Buckle droning on about it - mostly the usual tosh about checking out baskets, someone else might pay and it will vanish from your basket if it's a sell out.
That came after him saying there was plenty of stock but he'd rather be wrong about that than you missing out.

Wait till Dirty Peter starts his "not only, not only, a joy, ok, alright, go to the phones" with this Melting Brown

He should know about Melting Brown as he says a lot of all the time.

 

[Battiola73]

I happened to catch Chloe on TJC this afternoon selling those faux leather holdalls that Patio Pete was spouting on about a few days ago. Yes, they’re tacky but Chloe wasnt making ridiculous claims, gurning at the cameras and shouting. TJC always have a countdown of how many they’ve sold/got left, wonder why IW don’t! Usually Chloe presents alone without the annoying buyers most of which I can’t understand a word they’re saying. I’m used to speaking to people where English is not their first language and rarely have a problem understanding them. (Unless it’s an overseas call centre!)

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Is she the one on the end? Oh no…That’s David Van Day…

David ‘burger’ van day.
Was running a burger van in Brighton and then tried to wrestle Bucks Fizz away to be his own band, I believe.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I faxed in about 2002 to the then Ideal World (they encouraged them at the time) saying I was David Van Day, a major pop superstar, and I was irate her Lyndsay and Ryan had just ‘accused me of running a burger van on the Brighton sea front (he actually did run a burger van at the time). The three of them profusely apologised and withdrew the ‘slur’!! They had some very good wind-up faxes in those early days, which they usually read out to pass the time..

I also faxed in and said I was a schoolboy aeroplane collector, asking Paul Lavers on the collectible models show if they could get in a pair of old Fokkers for the next show. He went with the gag quite happily. Good days.

 

[Muttley]

“The CMA’s probe also found that Emma’s website showed extensive discount offers, but there was evidence that only a small fraction of its products were actually sold at full price.”

Hmm, just wait until they look into all those watch brands with high RRPs yet perennially discounted with countdown clock offers…

…or most of what TJC and IW sell which never comes to air at the supposed “regular price” yet but we’re told it does

Pedro today tellling us the candles sold at a higher price last night despite them actually being sold at the same discount price as tonight - it’s always the discount price is new, wrong, limited time, once it’s gone it’s gone, last chance, don’t dilly or dally you have been so advised, multi-buy,

I reckon (in my dreams, possibly) one day someone will wake up and do something about them. I can imagine media coverage with outraged journalists wondering how IW they got away with it so long and why no-one did anything about them all these years. Questioning how the staff managed to get (and remain) employed by the company.

 

[Muttley]

David ‘burger’ van day.
Was running a burger van in Brighton and then tried to wrestle Bucks Fizz away to be his own band, I believe.

He dumped his girlfriend live on TV on The Wright Stuff. Classy...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

When I have watched him on television over the years, he never came across as anything other than an arrogant, unpleasant person, whenever he wasn’t singing.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I see Molton Brown is on this morning. Torchy said last night, no more stock, was planned for Saturday. All his colleagues will hate him, for asking for it on his show.

Ordered mine last night, but still the shysters are at it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Fair play…It’s only taken 15 months…but they actually have presented a bargain to the general public with the Molton Brown items.