Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Fair play…It’s only taken 15 months…but they actually have presented a bargain to the general public with the Molton Brown items.

But they made it out to almost be a Flash Sale last night

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Wonder why and where they got the stock from? Isn’t Molton Brown tied to QVC usually?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Wonder why and where they got the stock from? Isn’t Molton Brown tied to QVC usually?

Yea has been since the very early days, I think for a while, Molton Brown didn’t see QVC High market enough, but in last few years it’s been back.

If they once thought QVC wasn’t Upmarket enough. But will let IW sell there goods, makes you wonder if they’ve watched the channel.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Give Natalia her due at least she knows more about the product, than Mason or Yiannis did.

Could they be selling this to drum up more customers

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is it that eejit Simon this morning? Saying that, he’s made a very good living from behaving like one for decades now. So who are the eejits really? The poor bloo dy customers taken in by his patter, I’d say. Surely Mason will be given the weekend off after all his extra shifts to rest his ego?

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m sure Mike said last night he was heading home

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Be Walter, then. I think I might go and drive my ‘Classic Car’ (an ‘R’ Reg Primera) around Nottingham while the fer…fer..fu…chap is on. Right?? Okay???

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It is him. Not today thank you. I overdosed on lies, made up names, product hysterics and tat yesterday to take any more of it today. A **** that announces himself out of shot. Now there is a huge ego on two legs. Unfunny joke alert. Action Man empty box he got for Christmas…Action Man deserter… I love how he makes a direct connection with the company of the goods they’re selling, allowing them personally to sell the goods on air. Oh that ladies’ body bag looks a treat on him.. Plenty of space for his nail varnish and collagen shi..shots..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mac’s getting one…No he’s not. Buy 100 of these..For no other reason than just BUY them…

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter - who's wearing a jumper that looks like it belongs in the 1930s - is waiting for confirmation they can do Melting Broon in the next 20 minutes.

A new twist on claptrap about Igor, John-Paul, Chrissy giving them permission to sell.
Who will it be? Caroline and Michael, the founds of Minging Broom?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They actually need permission from the third party with a big suitcase they got it off,,,

BREAKING NEWS…CHRISTINE and MICHAEL from Molton Brown have given us their personal blessings to sell…No sh it?

 

[HughTwo]

Possibly Of-the-Masons is unloading it off the back of a lorry - luvverly jubbly fellas.

This looks just like an Arthur Daley deal

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Christine and Michael. Christine is on your right.

 

[HughTwo]

According to Dirty Pedro - only 58 of the Molton Brown left!

They must think these random numbers sound more convincing. Let's see.
He's buying one - of course he is. "Chris" is getting him the 'hand set"
And yes, he has thanked Melting Brown and all concerned

 

[Jazzydrury]

I buy this every year of course you do.

He has to go over the top I’ve seen this for £116.00 no you haven’t.

I can find the single bottles for £25.00,

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Lazy sod can’t even be arsed to turn the karaoke machine on properly. At least Mason makes an effort to be a tit.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Lazy sod can’t even be arsed to turn the karaoke machine on properly. At least Mason makes an effort to be a tit.

Pedro has his reputation to consider

 

[Jazzydrury]

The candle they are selling now, one of the news, has a sticker over it, could it be a swear word

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What’s with the kid’s marker pen blocking a key product detail from the Tom Ford candle comparison cut and paste? If they haven’t got anything to hide, it certainly makes it look like they have.

 

[Kit10]

Funniest thing ever. Tom Ford Candle on IW3. They have had to tippex out part of the name. And Pete is still making up words. What a presentation. Loving it.