Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

How many times have you sent her a DM, don’t tell me you haven’t as we know

I've never sent anyone a dm, if I had, it certainly wouldn't be to her.

 

[Bernie100]

Two absolute chancers together. If these weight-loss belts actually worked then why aren't the not exactly slim Sally Jacks, Peter Simon, Genevieve, etc. using one of them?

 

[galesgal57]

Two absolute chancers together. If these weight-loss belts actually worked then why aren't the not exactly slim Sally Jacks, Peter Simon, Genevieve, etc. using one of them?

Pedro says he has used them, but can we believe him?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Only if the Pope has been cheating on his wife again…

 

[Muttley]

Foghorn is selling her Halloween decorations afterwards, she says dm her for details! Form an orderly queue!

As I'm in a good mood you can go in front of me in the queue

 

[Muttley]

Two absolute chancers together. If these weight-loss belts actually worked then why aren't the not exactly slim Sally Jacks, Peter Simon, Genevieve, etc. using one of them?

They have sold loads of fitness/weight loss items over the years, they all claim the product is lfe changing blah blah blah. If anything actually worked doctors would be desperately recommending them to get us all healthier and reduce the burden on the NHS.

 

[Muttley]

Pedro says he has used them, but can we believe him?

If he said it was raining I'd go to the window to check.

 

[Battiola73]

Two absolute chancers together. If these weight-loss belts actually worked then why aren't the not exactly slim Sally Jacks, Peter Simon, Genevieve, etc. using one of them?

Gruesome Twosome

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Equally inappropriate are his constant 'she wants me' comments - both away from and in front of her. That awful word 'BANTER' - a bit of 'FUN' etc... Well, it ain't fun. It is seedy and inappropriate and embarrassing - just like the rest of their sexist, double entendre ridden, greasy capons presenters ridden output.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter and Mike know if they left IW, then it’s goodbye TV Career as no other station would take them, Not even sure Mike could fall back onto being a electrician, as the days of going into somebody’s house, and saying things like what Jobs you want me to do duchess are long gone

 

[rubia]

Equally inappropriate are his constant 'she wants me' comments - both away from and in front of her. That awful word 'BANTER' - a bit of 'FUN' etc... Well, it ain't fun. It is seedy and inappropriate and embarrassing - just like the rest of their sexist, double entendre ridden, greasy capons presenters ridden output.

Well said.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I know we slate Natalia, but Mike is lucky, she’s the type who probably just ignores what he says

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Peter and Mike know if they left IW, then it’s goodbye TV Career as no other station would take them, Not even sure Mike could fall back onto being a electrician, as the days of going into somebody’s house, and saying things like what Jobs you want me to do duchess are long gone

Neither could get anywhere near mainstream television with their out of date repartees. They perform in an environment with no effective editorial control, saying what they like in terms of their away from the goods patter. With both - hearing it takes you back 50 plus years to a time when Three Irish Fellas Went into a Pub....gags, sexist jokes, making yourself a spoken and misplaced object of desire for the 'TARTS', and filthy double entendres in general were still embraced by mainstream television companies. Not any longer. And that's why they are where they are, and not where
at least one of them still believes he should be.

 

[Lord Helpus]

The old Three Irish Fellas joke?

Do you mean:

Paddy says to Mick:
"I've just seen an advert which says 'Tree Fellers Wanted'."

He continues: "If we get hold of Dermot we could apply for that job."

Sorry, I'll shut up again!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Or the other one where three Irish fellas walk into a pub and Peter Simon is on the TV in a clip from his 1990s heyday. Seamus says to Paddy and Mick - This is sh...it let's get a Guinness round the corner..

 

[Battiola73]

Equally inappropriate are his constant 'she wants me' comments - both away from and in front of her. That awful word 'BANTER' - a bit of 'FUN' etc... Well, it ain't fun. It is seedy and inappropriate and embarrassing - just like the rest of their sexist, double entendre ridden, greasy capons presenters ridden output.

Thanks Duke, seedy is the word I’d been searching for to describe his disgusting attitude and language.

 

[HughTwo]

A double dose of Mike Of-the-Masons today - 10 am and 6pm!
Surely that's too much, even for Muriel and Violet.

He would struggle to even get a commission-only sales job now. Even car showrooms and furniture shops have tumbled that most people prefer the soft sell.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Foghorn just said she has TV cameras going to her house on Thursday to film her Halloween decorations. She always has to be the centre of attention, and she said they will be back to film her Christmas display. What an absolute big head. She doesn't do it for her son, it's so she can say aren't I wonderful.

Hubby with a camcorder

 

[cheeky chappie]

Peter and Mike know if they left IW, then it’s goodbye TV Career as no other station would take them, Not even sure Mike could fall back onto being a electrician, as the days of going into somebody’s house, and saying things like what Jobs you want me to do duchess are long gone

Selly telly is where presenters and 'talent' end up if they can't get regular gigs on mainstream or in the proper world of entertainment. Not saying some of them aren't very good at what they do and no doubt some earn a pretty penny, however that's the reality.

I'm not knocking them, we all have bills to pay etc.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter hasn’t tried reinventing himself.

Andi Peters had to reinvent himself, He was producing the O Zone, while still presenting live and kicking, so when he left that he had options, I believe he owns the production company who does the ITV Competitions, and Masterchef got him his QVC Gig

Peter Simon When he left Live and Kicking didn’t move on, and is now just a pervy act on a shopping channel.

I am surprised he isn’t turning Sally’s Christmas Lights on though