Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

Is there such a thing as infar red technology?

Fish Lipped Gargoyle loves Far Red light......

 

[Wanderer]

Hard up Pete on 2 shifts today then

Gathering in the autumn bounty before winter hibernation.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Gathering in the autumn bounty before winter hibernation.

If only he’s the type who would insist on Triple Pay for working Boxing Day

 

[Wanderer]

If only he’s the type who would insist on Triple Pay for working Boxing Day

I am sure he said more than once in the last week or so about the clocks going back and then we hibernate for the winter. Usually when selling blankets, throws, etc etc.

Edit - He also said some people go to bed earlier in the winter. I can almost imagine him going to bed just after sunset to save electric.

Yes, I know some pensioners do just that. My late uncle was one that did just that.

 

[Battiola73]

Channel flicking. Thought I’d got The Horror Channel. Then realised it was Torchy and the Fish Lipped Gargoyle on IW. Feel sorry for parents of any young children if they’re watching as the poor little mites will be having nightmares tonight

Is it my magnation or has FLG had something done to her teeth? She must go to the same dentist as Patio Pete.

 

[Wanderer]

So non-vegan bristle brushes will scratch the skin?

FLG is less shiny I think, apart from here nose with its daft looking highlight, which draws my eyes away from any details including her dental work....

Maybe spending her money before the IW gig goes tits up and she needs to claim benefits.

 

[galesgal57]

I am sure he said more than once in the last week or so about the clocks going back and then we hibernate for the winter. Usually when selling blankets, throws, etc etc.

Edit - He also said some people go to bed earlier in the winter. I can almost imagine him going to bed just after sunset to save electric.

Yes, I know some pensioners do just that. My late uncle was one that did just that.

Wait until it gets really cold and he starts mentioning going to bed in his woolly bobble hat with his hot water bottle and long combinations. Paints a pretty picture, and makes a total mockery of people who are genuinely struggling to keep warm.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oooh look...I've found it. I'm now going to try and glue it back on - along with his wig... I could stick it elsewhere from its original position..

 

[Kit10]

I caught a few moments of Natalia this morning, and she was wittering on about her IW Beauty Family, and how she would never leave as she would miss them. Obviously she didn’t feel the same way about her TJC Beauty Family!!! She also said she wouldn’t know what to do if the channel closed. Methinks she may just find out……..

 

[Jazzydrury]

wonder who’s working the graveyard shift

Oooh look...I've found it. I'm now going to try and glue it back on - along with his wig... I could stick it elsewhere from its original position..

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Looks more like Pedros What not

 

[Wanderer]

wonder who’s working the graveyard shift

Jezza?

 

[galesgal57]

Channel flicking. Thought I’d got The Horror Channel. Then realised it was Torchy and the Fish Lipped Gargoyle on IW. Feel sorry for parents of any young children if they’re watching as the poor little mites will be having nightmares tonight

Is it my magnation or has FLG had something done to her teeth? She must go to the same dentist as Patio Pete.

I don't understand why she has done this to herself. She used to be an attractive young lady, now she's looking stranger by the day.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

wonder who’s working the graveyard shift

Looks more like Pedros What not

No that's this.

 

[Wanderer]

No that's this.

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*Not true to scale.

 

[Wanderer]

I don't understand why she has done this to herself. She used to be an attractive young lady, now she's looking stranger by the day.

Mutating into something?

 

[Bernie100]

I'm sure he mentioned during one of the £9.99 fragrance shows he had an expensive fragrance at home, something like £260 it cost, but the of course the £9.99 one was every bit as good.

I heard Yiannis say one day (while he was flogging some cheap 10 quid piece of exercise equipment) that he had a £170 per month gym membership but that this flimsy piece of exercise equipment would do the same job as all of the machines and facilities in the gym.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Who thought 4 hours of Yiannis and Natalia would work

 

[Wanderer]

Who thought 4 hours of Yiannis and Natalia would work

Has it? Please enlighten us.

Been doing other things. Time for a cuppa now.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yiannis, we have Millions watching

 

[Jazzydrury]

No it’s not worked im taking the piss.