Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Bet it smells lovely. Base notes of poop decks, and jolly jack tars.

Misread that one! Thought it said ‘Bet smells lovely etc etc’.. you know,Peters Bet (our Bet)

 

[galesgal57]

£99.99 for the Horatio fragrance! Can't see many of them flying out.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

What the hell am I listening to?
Mike says as a man you walk into a room or whatever and a woman coming towards you says “oh what is that you’re wearing?”
He says “Horatio Landan
Wham ! And there you have it,the ice breaker!! It gets you talking to her..”

My God this man is a loon!

I think the woman may say”oh thanks for telling me as I think it smells like”

Mike really lives on another planet

 

[galesgal57]

What the hell am I listening to?
Mike says as a man you walk into a room or whatever and a woman coming towards you says “oh what is that you’re wearing?”
He says “Horatio Landan
Wham ! And there you have it,the ice breaker!! It gets you talking to her..”

My God this man is a loon!

I think the woman may say”oh thanks for telling me as I think it smells like”

Mike really lives on another planet

I certainly wouldn't pay that much for a fragrance I couldn't smell before I bought it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My God this man is a loon!

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

See,the problem I have at the moment is that the old dears in Lidl often come up to me and compliment me on my fragrance and ‘obviously’ ask me what it is.
I have to be honest and tell them it’s called ‘Poundland Birmingham’..
Therein lies the problem..it’s all about the name..
I’m beginning to understand the game now I reckon it’s all about fancy names! Silly me,I must’ve been living under a rock!

 

[galesgal57]

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

Think Daffyd Thomas from Little Britain.

 

[Muttley]

£99.99 for the Horatio fragrance! Can't see many of them flying out.

Wrong! The website is in meltdahhhhhhn. Actually I don't know if that's true as I just looked at YouTube and saw the Bald Fella selling it. Haven't seen any of it all evening

 

[Muttley]

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

They're the same ones who admire his impressive watch (and that's not a euphemism)

 

[Jazzydrury]

Robs Just said the Savile Row, William Hunt shop has shut, the other presenters will have to change there chatter now

 

[Scraping the barrel]

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

Aha I think I know where you’re coming from here.
Hope the Goddess doesn’t read this or she may stick that Horatio where the Sun don’t shine, along with the Gammon and a pack of 32 Philips batteries..

 

[RachWhit]

Robs Just said the Savile Row, William Hunt shop has shut, the other presenters will have to change there chatter now

Why can’t others be honest too??