Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Hopefully The Twelfth of Never

Ooh! Donny Osmond, lovely.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

And tonight on ITV 1 it’s Catchphrase presented by Mike Mason..Hooray!
Now gang all you need to do is ‘say what you see’

Yup,a f*****g t**t

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Ooh! Donny Osmond, lovely.

You must be young!?
I remember it as Elvis

 

[Herring]

And tonight on ITV 1 it’s Catchphrase presented by Mike Mason..Hooray!
Now gang all you need to do is ‘say what you see’

Yup,a f*****g t**t

Here's another one… It's Chips wearing some copper socks… Buzz in if you think—yes, Herring:

Tat...? Cheap tat? Crap tat? Total Tat…Tatty tat…tw*tty tat… No, ooh… Cobblers! Tosh! Poor value! Repetitive! RUBBISH?!!

Close, but it's not right. The answer was 'amazing bargain and essential must-have from the home of big brands'.

 

[galesgal57]

You must be young!?
I remember it as Elvis

Why thank you kind sir. I'm the same age as Donny, born 1957.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

He's got happy feet apparently,can't believe she's taking in all his bullView attachment 29833

I just thought of this, maybe he can feel the music and sing it next time...

 

[Battiola73]

I just thought of this, maybe he can feel the music and sing it next time...

I’ve got a 1930s recording of Cab Calloway singing same song. I do like Jazz music.
Won’t be able to get picture of Mike of the Morons using that crap footbath when I play it.

 

[Lord Helpus]

You must be young!?
I remember it as Elvis

Actually Cliff did a version in the 60s as well which charted.

And Johnny Mathis before that.

Donny made it a million seller in his teen heartthrob prime.

Don't tell Mike of the Masons - he'd sing it.

 

[Hammy60]

Jessie giving his explanation of the pic on the back of the Nubeo Mariner 9 watch in the early hours show.



“picture of the Mars rover, ok, that’s the aa eh the Moon, you know the Moon landing, eh Moon, you know the Mars, goes to Mars and take pictures, because this is the watch which was made for those astronauts.”


Jessie that was just an just an incoherent, rambling load of bullshit.

One it ain't the Mars Rover on the back of the watch it's the Mariner 9 probe, would be another 25 years before the Rover landed on Mars. Watch wasn't made for "those astronauts" as there were none, it was a probe, there ain't been any astronauts near Mars now let alone 50 years ago when the Mariner 9 was at Mars.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Jessie giving his explanation of the pic on the back of the Nubeo Mariner 9 watch in the early hours show.

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“picture of the Mars rover, ok, that’s the aa eh the Moon, you know the Moon landing, eh Moon, you know the Mars, goes to Mars and take pictures, because this is the watch which was made for those astronauts.”


Jessie that was just an just an incoherent, rambling load of bullshit.

One it ain't the Mars Rover on the back of the watch it's the Mariner 9 probe, would be another 25 years before the Rover landed on Mars. Watch wasn't made for "those astronauts" as there were none, it was a probe, there ain't been any astronauts near Mars now let alone 50 years ago when the Mariner 9 was at Mars.

Did he start off by saying

I'm not an astronaut but ...

 

[Lord Helpus]

Jessie giving his explanation of the pic on the back of the Nubeo Mariner 9 watch in the early hours show.

View attachment 29837

“picture of the Mars rover, ok, that’s the aa eh the Moon, you know the Moon landing, eh Moon, you know the Mars, goes to Mars and take pictures, because this is the watch which was made for those astronauts.”


Jessie that was just an just an incoherent, rambling load of bullshit.

One it ain't the Mars Rover on the back of the watch it's the Mariner 9 probe, would be another 25 years before the Rover landed on Mars. Watch wasn't made for "those astronauts" as there were none, it was a probe, there ain't been any astronauts near Mars now let alone 50 years ago when the Mariner 9 was at Mars.

He is the twat of all twats.

The master of misinformation.

The king of crap.

One detects no warmth in his character, no empathy, he has an air of annoyance about him, an impatience in his voice "look I'm telling you, hurry up and buy", a superior sneer on his pudgy face.

Unpleasant.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Did he start off by saying

I'm not an astronaut but ...

"I've watched all episodes of UFO and Space 1999."

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Apart from the warm smile, this picture of him with Chrissie Boy D. sums up the ungracious ignorant fool that he comes over as.

 

[galesgal57]

Christophe Duchamp is a Swiss family business according to Berk. There are legal requirements before you can call a watch Swiss. Legal! What do IW know about legal?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Paul doing Duchamp. Zzzzzzz...

They are a Swiss family (like Robinson?) firm.

To be called a Swiss watch you have to have all sorts of certifications and then goes on to explain none of them.

£1850 reduced to £400 blah blah.

A painful watch (pun intended).