Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Peter is now saying a Major cold spell this month

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Ok I’ve come to my senses and to you cynics out there I feel I have to defend Ideal World and their upright and honest presenters.
Something occurred to me and I can’t believe I missed this but:
On a lot of their higher end items the nice man or nice lady talks about ‘saving money’.

For example if I buy a Duchamp watch I will ‘save’ £1400 and an air fryer will save me £200 and a cordless vac £150..
Now,these are only approximate figures..

So,I just remortgaged and bought 50 Duchamp watches,50 air fryers and 50 Vacs! Think about it! Yes,I spent £37,500 BUT i SAVED £87,500!!

So now I am £50,000 in profit. Simple. And all down to the wonderful presenters.
Just waiting for the 50 grand to hit my bank account..the more you spend the more you save. Obvious really..

 

[Lord Helpus]

So,I just remortgaged and bought 50 Duchamp watches,50 air fryers and 50 Vacs! Think about it! Yes,I spent £37,500 BUT i SAVED £87,500!!

So now I am £50,000 in profit. Simple. And all down to the wonderful presenters.
Just waiting for the 50 grand to hit my bank account..the more you spend the more you save. Obvious really..

Well done!

You are now appointed as the new chancellor of the exchequer and don't forget who your chums are... (we look forward to receiving our doubled winter fuel allowance).

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

The on off button is so attractive. Goes up to size 26/28 so plenty of room! Said it was minus 4 this morning where he lives, and it's going to be cold this weekend, with snow in Wales. That's strange, because the BBC weather forecast said it would be warmer tomorrow and into next week.

It was 22 degrees last Saturday!!

 

[Battiola73]

The Stuff Mark Cooked last night, The Prawns looked like they had 5 Litres of Castrol oil poured over them, and the Steak, it looked like it was still alive

Jazzy, I thought the same. Chronic indigestion and food poisoning came to mind.

 

[Battiola73]

Just explain, Kwai….How do you see what you may have misplaced underneath a sofa from a tiny mirror on a metal pole put directly underneath it? Just move the f…..sofa.

‘Rod in Hull’ texts in about a fall he had from a roof. The real one died from that. Abject Scumbags..

They have no morals or human decency. Anything to sell their awful tat.

 

[Battiola73]

Most of us could I'll afford to buy a Duchump!

Most of us wouldn’t want to

 

[galesgal57]

It was 22 degrees last Saturday!!

If I bought one of those oversized hoodies, my husband and I could spend the winter in it together, and not have to worry about not getting the winter fuel allowance.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Kenneth got his text read out, lying F****** didn't read my text.

They only read their own, Hammy. A prime example of wanting to dish it out but not able to take it in return.

 

[Lord Helpus]

And now by popular demand...

The return of the Dubai air freshener / deodorant. Spray under your arms to feel the sand of the desert and the smell of fresh camel dung.

Spray around your home to attract flies and wasps.

A Peter Simon "itch and stink" special.

 

[Muttley]

Ok I’ve come to my senses and to you cynics out there I feel I have to defend Ideal World and their upright and honest presenters.
Something occurred to me and I can’t believe I missed this but:
On a lot of their higher end items the nice man or nice lady talks about ‘saving money’.

For example if I buy a Duchamp watch I will ‘save’ £1400 and an air fryer will save me £200 and a cordless vac £150..
Now,these are only approximate figures..

So,I just remortgaged and bought 50 Duchamp watches,50 air fryers and 50 Vacs! Think about it! Yes,I spent £37,500 BUT i SAVED £87,500!!

So now I am £50,000 in profit. Simple. And all down to the wonderful presenters.
Just waiting for the 50 grand to hit my bank account..the more you spend the more you save. Obvious really..

You know it makes sense

 

[Muttley]

And now by popular demand...

The return of the Dubai air freshener / deodorant. Spray under your arms to feel the sand of the desert and the smell of fresh camel dung.

Spray around your home to attract flies and wasps.

A Peter Simon "itch and stink" special.

Very weird packaging! Clearance buy Pedro said, and urged us to buy all 6. "It doesn't matter where you are, from a flat to a bedroom to a kitchen"

 

[Muttley]

Still suggesting women will be using it as deodorant. Who in their right mind would use an unbranded air freshener as deodorant? God knows what chemicals are in the air freshener.

 

[cheeky chappie]

This kind of thing (faking texts) is what we asked Alex Knowles to comment on yesterday in relation to the ethics of the channel he now regularly appears on. Is he comfortable (decent guy that he appears to be) with what I have described?

I have my doubts it's him tbh.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Peter has dealt with Duchump for 30 years.

He just opens his mouth and lets any old length of time come out.

Ah yes viewer, I remember starting in this crazy industry we call shopping tv back in 1968. I was the first to bring mobile phones and air fryers to the masses back in the early 70s ...

 

[Jazzydrury]

Alex has just given us and Muttley a mention

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Alex just said to Peter “ I speak to Ideal World FANS on their forum”
Fans??
Well,if we are fans I wouldn’t want to meet the haters..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Alex in a no-win situation. Trying to run with the hare and the hounds

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Stony silence from Simon…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I am beginning to feel very sorry for the channel losing all this money due to pricing errors. Please help them…