Random musings and general banter.

[Lord Helpus]

Mason had trouble with that last week.

Yeah but Mike's good with tables after all the market stall experience he's had.

He carries spare wedges in case a table collapses and a tarpaulin in the event of rain.

Plus that torch with a 17 piece toolkit and a jump starter and that mirror magnet for when a nut drops down into the engine compartment. Boy, he loves telling that story when he sells them. Yawwwn.

 

[Battiola73]

So far this hour 6pm - a car hanging ornament with blue wind chimes essential oil (is that another name for a fart), a picture of a feather, the heavy duty folding trolley (30ks or 30 ounces?, Oud or Old Unisex perfumes. It’s like a poor man’s version of the conveyor belt on The Generation Game.

 

[exmothian]

If only this was true.

 

[Muttley]

I didn’t know he had any fans?

Muriel?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Off topic but I couldn't resist.

Ya gotta queue for it
Ya gotta take Ya time
Ya gotta pay what we say
Don't let anybody get in Ya way
So sorry but we sold out today...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh I would love to know where they crea….found this comparison from…Do please produce the actual website you found it at some point for us all..Looks like they overshot on blacking out the brand name.

 

[HughTwo]

It's a frenzy of "Priced to clear......not only....not only......for your.....and you will love.....just buy.....multi-buy if you can....a clearance price.....it's a warehouse clearance....and at this price.....just buy.......ave a buy......

All of that being spluttered around nonsense about tat like a bluetooth eye mask

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My God… a box of Christmas crackers is short of some novelties.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Admire the quality.

 

[galesgal57]

My God… a box of Christmas crackers is short of some novelties. Make Timex look like the other EX..

Guaranteed to make your arm turn green. Get them on your household insurance.

 

[ronzy75]

Put these watches on your household insurance not only toughened fascia glass, not only 316l steel, not only none of the above. Surely none of these names he's reading out have fallen for this rubbish?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

£23 elsewhere…

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Christmas Tat

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Still a book too many to make them worth buying….

 

[Jazzydrury]

If you are Muslim and don’t celebrate Christmas, Just get it

 

[galesgal57]

It’s Christmas Tat

My son would have loved that blanket when he was little. Why he keeps saying £39.99 for a £7.99 blanket is beyond me.

 

[cheeky chappie]

That table has like a wedge underneath it to keep it steady.

About blo0dy time!

Amateurs.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

‘Ere….watch his hands around your sack, Santa. He’s not looking for stocking fillers…

 

[Samki]

Shameful and painful - what a load of old cr•p

 

[Jazzydrury]

‘Ere….watch his hands around your sack, Santa.m

Peter is touching its bum