Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Peter's dehumidifier is leaking.

Oh it's been removed on the sly, pretending it's sold out.

 

[galesgal57]

Everything he sells, he just comes across as desperate, banging his hands down, and sounding aggressive at times. I know it's his job to make a sale, but tone it down Pete.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Everything he sells, he just comes across as desperate, banging his hands down, and sounding aggressive at times. I know it's his job to make a sale, but tone it down Pete.

He can't, he really can't.

He is a route 1 seller, pretending he's anxious to get everyone a bargain so they don't miss out but actually he's desperate not to lose a sale and his commission.

He could no more change than a donkey could win the grand national.

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter trying to sell a parasol for £19.99 - nobody, not one person, would pay that.

Now he's moved to the "kitchen" with Chef Flambe for an air fryer.
"Have your phone in your hand" - more like have a fire extinguisher in your hand!

"Not only for chips, not only for baking, not only for roasts"

 

[Jazzydrury]

Haven’t seen Joe recently on IW, I know he’s not on holiday as he has appeared on C&C

 

[Battiola73]

Haven’t seen Joe recently on IW, I know he’s not on holiday as he has appeared on C&C

He was on IW a couple of days ago.

 

[Battiola73]

OMG Pervy Pete selling a 1950s coffee table. He’s wearing a pair of extremely tight bright yellow trousers . Put me right off my lunch.

 

[galesgal57]

The trousers were equally as vile as the table.

 

[HughTwo]

Muriel on saying Mark's chips are a taste of heaven

She buys a hell of a lot from IW - including that Opatra tunnel that cured her Shitzu

 

[Muttley]

Dirty Peter trying to sell a parasol for £19.99 - nobody, not one person, would pay that.

Now he's moved to the "kitchen" with Chef Flambe for an air fryer.
"Have your phone in your hand" - more like have a fire extinguisher in your hand!

"Not only for chips, not only for baking, not only for roasts"

Yeah, need to get in quick air fryers are hard to get these days

 

[Muttley]

Muriel on saying Mark's chips are a taste of heaven

She buys a hell of a lot from IW - including that Opatra tunnel that cured her Shitzu

What Muriel gets up to in the privacy of her own home is her business

 

[Muttley]

OMG Pervy Pete selling a 1950s coffee table. He’s wearing a pair of extremely tight bright yellow trousers . Put me right off my lunch.

Slimming World should adopt that as a method of weight loss. Just give out videos of Dirty Peter wearing tight yellow trousers to put people off their takeaway from the chippy.

 

[galesgal57]

What Muriel gets up to in the privacy of her own home is her business

Wonder what she uses on her pussy?

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Ofthemasons trying to sell a small plastic container for £5.
What's next? Cardboard boxes for a five? Empty jam jars for £2, a straw for a quid?

It really looks like they're buying stock from pound shops

Looks like they are rummaging through the bins for stock!!

 

[Niwa]

Haven’t seen Joe recently on IW, I know he’s not on holiday as he has appeared on C&C

I'm pretty sure that Joe was on yesterday around about this time. He was doing some sort of cooking pans with the really dynamic Yaawwwwnnnis.

 

[galesgal57]

Wonder what she uses on her pussy?

The vibrapower?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Peter's dehumidifier is leaking.

That's his excuse, then?

He's just gone into the staff restaurant and been accosted by the bakery manager, asking him if he was going to make off with two crusty rolls, or is that just the way he walks?

 

[Craftalot]

- including that Opatra tunnel that cured her Shitzu

Did it actually fit up her Shitzu then?

 

[Gooner1963]

Paul Becque back on Sunday if he does that stupid alarm noise I'll shove it up his ****

 

[ronzy75]

I'm pretty sure that Joe was on yesterday around about this time. He was doing some sort of cooking pans with the really dynamic Yaawwwwnnnis.

He was, said he was off to Italy for a week