Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

I would give a sentence of 10 years with hard labour (OK, I can dream) to any selly telly jewellery presenter who continually pronounces the names of gemstones incorrectly (but is, so they tell us, GIA qualified). Obviously pronunciation doesn't figure too highly in the GIA teaching materials.

We should be in charge, we'd sort them out!

 

[OutOut]

''Dripping in opulence''

 

[Hammy60]

He wasn’t like he is now on Create and Craft

Well i don't know what's happened to him, but he ****** awful, he's worse than Mason for spouting bullshit and that's saying something.

 

[Samki]

It's a legacy piece, will be here in 200, 300 years time.

Will it be like the famous lost watch in only fools and horses?

 

[Muttley]

It's a legacy piece, will be here in 200, 300 years time.

You will pass it down the generations he said. Bearing in mind young people don't seem to wear watches (I do but I'm 57!) It seems unlikely they will be interested.

 

[OutOut]

Will it be like the famous lost watch in only fools and horses?

No, that was worth something.

 

[Hammy60]

Well at these he was showing the right watch in this show unlike the show in the early hours when he was showing the wrong watch.

 

[Muttley]

Oh god Pedro's on now. Doing his own intro and getting a cheer from the children in the gallery. I'm off...

 

[Muttley]

Well at these he was showing the right watch in this show unlike the show in the early hours when he was showing the wrong watch.

It's comedy gold!

 

[OutOut]

Ah the batteries, get ready for the price comparison where they found someone selling them for £38 odd quid for a pack of 12

 

[Hammy60]

Janice said if we had any questions about the watch to text in and he would answer it.

I texted, even signed it Hammy, asking where this Swiss masterpiece was made/assembled, but he didn't answer.

To not answer a question from one of their best and favourite customers is a disgrace, I feel totally disrespected, I'm so mad I feel like emailing the head honcha Sunil in Jaipur to tell him how angry I am at being ignored.

 

[Jazzydrury]

According to Pedro James from Protocol created the Collagen they sell BS

 

[Jazzydrury]

God those Plastic bags look crap

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter again claiming he thought he would go bald before 40.
But taking collagen means he still has some left at 85.

Also that outrageous boast that it meant he didn't need a knee replacement. Really sad if people in pain believe this

 

[OutOut]

Dirty Peter again claiming he thought he would go bald before 40.
But taking collagen means he still has some left at 85.

Also that outrageous boast that it meant he didn't need a knee replacement. Really sad if people in pain believe this

 

[HughTwo]

OMG!! - turned over and Pedro was massaging his bare stomach with an Opatra shaper!
Not only to shape the muscles, not only to break down the molecular structure of the fat cells, not only to treat uneven skin, not only to almost bring up my dinner!!

Then he's claiming it's worth £799 but, of course, you can have it for £19.99......first of 5 flexis.

And, of course, Muriel was in for one

How low can he go?

 

[Muttley]

OMG!! - turned over and Pedro was massaging his bare stomach with an Opatra shaper!
Not only to shape the muscles, not only to break down the molecular structure of the fat cells, not only to treat uneven skin, not only to almost bring up my dinner!!

Then he's claiming it's worth £799 but, of course, you can have it for £19.99......first of 5 flexis.

And, of course, Muriel was in for one

How low can he go?

I wonder where Muriel's using it? Actually, I don't want to know

We will have to listen for any other old lady names he overuses, is there a Gladys or Maud? We can talk about them on here and maybe they will make an appearance On the forum

 

[Muttley]

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I like the words 'Hamburger Inside' with an arrow pointing to his head. Maybe that's what he's got instead of a brain. It would explain a lot...

 

[galesgal57]

OMG!! - turned over and Pedro was massaging his bare stomach with an Opatra shaper!
Not only to shape the muscles, not only to break down the molecular structure of the fat cells, not only to treat uneven skin, not only to almost bring up my dinner!!

Then he's claiming it's worth £799 but, of course, you can have it for £19.99......first of 5 flexis.

And, of course, Muriel was in for one

How low can he go?

His groin!

 

[galesgal57]

I wonder where Muriel's using it? Actually, I don't want to know

We will have to listen for any other old lady names he overuses, is there a Gladys or Maud? We can talk about them on here and maybe they will make an appearance On the forum

She could be using it on her pussy