Random musings and general banter.

[Lord Helpus]

The watches actually look like a perfect match for the Elizabeth Duke in-house display counter in a 1980s Argos store.

They are ruddy hideous, the dial is far too busy and the hands barely readable and they just look cheap. Mason wouldn't be seen wearing one unless he was being paid to. Not even in the Mason's Arms public house.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That bloo dy shower head again. They DON’T sell for £36 everywhere else either. Don’t let the truth get in the way, though.

 

[Battiola73]

What a classy speaker Torchy is flogging. When I first saw it I thought it was an illuminated yo-yo. Even the box it’s in looks as if it’s seen better days.
And now the infamous power banks.

Absolute poo. IW is getting worse by the day.

 

[HughTwo]

You can't help thinking this is the beginning of the end.......again.

Janice said he told them to give the watches a break tonight - clearly nobody's buying.

Instead, it's tat like oil lamps, power banks, useless steamers, usb charger for a car socket and those shower heads.

No doubt Dirty Peter will be back tomorrow not only with weedkiller, not only with shower heads, not only with leatherette bags, alright.
And the lines will be very, very busy

 

[HughTwo]

Now he's on the alkaline batteries again.
He even said - "you're getting close to the poundshop price"

 

[SiRich]

Now he's on the alkaline batteries again.
He even said - "you're getting close to the poundshop price"

Around 12.30 just before i switched the tv off…..

He read out a text from a Rod from Hull who had fallen off his roof. ‘Hope you are ok Rod’

 

[Hammy60]

You know, you have to admire and applaud the sheer professionalism of Ideal World, Janice selling Duchump watches is a work of art, a true masterpiece in selly telly.

Janice, approx 1.45am, flogging the Grand Mont, one of their best selling Duchump watches, spent 15 minutes spouting rubbish.

was also featured on the IW web site


They did a price comparison, but they still seem oblivious that something isn't right here.

So after 15 minutes of flogging the watch, i'm at a loss as to why no one within IW realised that the watch that Janice is playing with and gushing lavish praise over ain't the same watch in the on screen graphics, the IW web site or the price comparison. Did no one say hey, wait a minute that's not the Grand Mont in Janice's hands.

PS

The watch that Janice is displaying is the Raidillon.

 

[HughTwo]

Shiny is back on this Opatra mini car port.

They've had pics of Kelly the dog getting relief.
A texter said they use the hair brush on their cat.

The piesta de resistance was a message from Muriel in Stackton Tressel saying it was great for her shitzu

 

[HughTwo]

This is a morning beyond parody - repeated mentions of "doggies" having miracle recoveries by spending 800 quid on this thing - someone, allegedly, saved £1200 on vet bills. None of this with any evidence................and Dirty Peter coming up at 10

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Probably sticking two fingers up to the ASA complaint text they read on here.

 

[HughTwo]

Yet another version of an air fryer coming up!!
Dirty Peter and "chef" Mark will be under-cooking in an air rotisserie

Will it be "not only for your frying, not only for your baking, not only for your roasting, for your chips, for your veg, for your steaks, ok, alright......these are flying out.....good luck if you get one" ?

 

[HughTwo]

Muriel was in for Pyrex dishes - after a fairy story about Bet spending 14.99 on a mug at a coastal resort.

"well done at 'ome"

 

[Muttley]

Shiny is back on this Opatra mini car port.

They've had pics of Kelly the dog getting relief.
A texter said they use the hair brush on their cat.

The piesta de resistance was a message from Muriel in Stackton Tressel saying it was great for her shitzu

OK, who texted in? I know it was one of you, own up. Sadly I deny all knowledge, I wish I had thought of it!

 

[Jazzydrury]

EFL Football is back, Hello Winter

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

He can’t pronounce Frangipani, lol and he’s off on one of his meanderings.Apparently now Sandalwood comes from “ an Oud”. It’s just like getting a natural diamond as well.

 

[galesgal57]

Frampigane, had 3 attempts, and still couldn't pronounce it.

 

[galesgal57]

He's sold perfumes for £200! Must have missed this, certainly not on Bid or IW.

 

[cheeky chappie]

What a classy speaker Torchy is flogging. When I first saw it I thought it was an illuminated yo-yo. Even the box it’s in looks as if it’s seen better days.
And now the infamous power banks.

Absolute poo. IW is getting worse by the day.

A couple of quid if not less on Ali.

 

[cheeky chappie]

lol, Mike flogging the three fragrances for £20. Pointing at one then saying 'this is Creed Aventus!' or whatever it's called. He did it for all three, equating each one to a much more expensive (and well known) brand. Suppose they have little choice given they've gone from the home of big brands to the home of 'eh, who?!?' brands

 

[cheeky chappie]

You know, you have to admire and applaud the sheer professionalism of Ideal World, Janice selling Duchump watches is a work of art, a true masterpiece in selly telly.

Janice, approx 1.45am, flogging the Grand Mont, one of their best selling Duchump watches, spent 15 minutes spouting rubbish.

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was also featured on the IW web site
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They did a price comparison, but they still seem oblivious that something isn't right here.

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So after 15 minutes of flogging the watch, i'm at a loss as to why no one within IW realised that the watch that Janice is playing with and gushing lavish praise over ain't the same watch in the on screen graphics, the IW web site or the price comparison. Did no one say hey, wait a minute that's not the Grand Mont in Janice's hands.

PS

The watch that Janice is displaying is the Raidillon.

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The folk in the gallery will either be asleep or sitting with their feet up watching Love Island USA ...