Random musings and general banter.

[exmothian]

He's a qualified dentist now FFS.

 

[Samki]

He's a qualified dentist now FFS.View attachment 29374

In the words of the duke of cheese - there is no beginning to this man’s talent

 

[galesgal57]

He was fawning over Torchy at the end of his show, saying isn't he lovely, you could take him home!

 

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[historymystery]

Just want to say that if I were in charge of justice in this country I would bring in a law giving 10 year prison sentences for anyone saying somefink, anyfink etc. Not you your Lordship, you're merely describing his way of speaking. This would mainly apply to people on selly telly

I would give a sentence of 10 years with hard labour (OK, I can dream) to any selly telly jewellery presenter who continually pronounces the names of gemstones incorrectly (but is, so they tell us, GIA qualified). Obviously pronunciation doesn't figure too highly in the GIA teaching materials.

 

[galesgal57]

He was fawning over Torchy at the end of his show, saying isn't he lovely, you could take him home!

For a bit of cat flap kissing?

 

[Hammy60]

He was fawning over Torchy at the end of his show, saying isn't he lovely, you could take him home!

When you listen to Janice It's obvious he's influenced a lot by certain other presenters, his sales patter etc is straight out of the Pedro and Masonite shysters handbook.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He wasn’t like he is now on Create and Craft

 

[galesgal57]

He wasn’t like he is now on Create and Craft

He's learnt from the worst.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Neasden - a great comedy real place name. Private Eye loved using it.

I think Sid and Doris Bonkers were always from Neasden.
Come to think of it, ideal customers for IW…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Somebody texted in. Remarking about Peters Expert Advice

 

[Jazzydrury]

Somebody texted in. Remarking about Peters Expert Advice

Yes made me chuckle they said they are glad they have experts like Peter V

 

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Yannis mate, I could make a website and list anything any price I wanted. If no one buys it it means nothing. ''Don't be fooled by our price of £399.99 he says'' I think it's don't be fooled by the website price.

 

[Hammy60]

Janice in full "cloud cuckoo land" mode, absolute drivel, baloney he's spouting.

 

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Janice in full "cloud cuckoo land" mode, absolute drivel, baloney he's spouting.

He always seems baffled when trying to sell watches. More baffled than normal.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Somebody texted in. Remarking about Peters Expert Advice

Nice of Herself to do that for him.

 

[Hammy60]

Couple of hundred pounds for the bracelet alone, what a bampot.

 

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The ''£1700'' watch on his wrist isn't even showing the correct time.

 

[Hammy60]

It's a legacy piece, will be here in 200, 300 years time.

 

[ronzy75]

Couple of hundred pounds for the bracelet alone, what a bampot.

He's just said look at this movement, how it works. Then stopped when he realised he didn't know