Random musings and general banter.

[Mommabear]

Also his supply of collagen that he normally pays eighty pound for. I deliberately missed the s off pounds to make it sound more like him.

It really annoys me when he says pound instead of pounds, well it's really just another annoyance on top of all the others!

 

[galesgal57]

It really annoys me when he says pound instead of pounds, well it's really just another annoyance on top of all the others!

Also he says, as I say an awful lot, it drives me mad. I can't watch him for too long now, he's a complete and utter tool, and that's being polite.

 

[Hammy60]

It really annoys me when he says pound instead of pounds, well it's really just another annoyance on top of all the others!

I was the same with Mason when he spoke about returns, he would say take it to your local ASDAS instead of ASDA.

 

[Mommabear]

I was the same with Mason when he spoke about returns, he would say take it to your local ASDAS instead of ASDA.

Yeah very annoying

 

[Mommabear]

Also he says, as I say an awful lot, it drives me mad. I can't watch him for too long now, he's a complete and utter tool, and that's being polite.

Same stock phrases and mispronounced words of his constantly day after day, I can’t watch him anymore at all. I can feel my blood starting to boil thinking about him That recent video that was shown of him visible in the wings doing his own intro just sums the prat up.

 

[Emiily J]

He’s weird and creepy

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter is back with Vostok watches later - I just can't wait.
Not only do they tell the time, not only are they a terrific buy, they'll no doubt be a thousand pound elsewhere. As I say, good luck if you get one

 

[HughTwo]

If they do any ladies Vostoks, I might get one for our Muriel.

I was going to give her one of my Earnshaws but have decided they're not only extraordinary timepeices but they're family heirlooms. I need to buy her something less presitgious.
Peter will tell me if they're water resistant to 50 metres or more - handy for rinsing the coffee cups

 

[SiRich]

Old knock knees, in the scruffy grey suit is back.

Collagen, looks more like he has been drinking bleach

 

[Emiily J]

Buy your Collagen, buy 20 of them, as iit will sell out, until,2 hours later

 

[Emiily J]

How come he sells this virtually every shift

 

[Emiily J]

One bottle is normally £60 when

He’s on about his Cosmetic Surgery again

The consultant said he had Skin of a 18 yr old

 

[galesgal57]

It's good for your nails, (notice his varnished, possibly veneered nails), it's good for your hair (ignore his bald patch), it's good for your skin (ignore the fact he's had cosmetic treatment). Makes you wonder why he spends so much money on Collagen (if he does)

 

[Emiily J]

Is having Skin of a 18 year old a good statement, as often you have forms of acne

 

[Battiola73]

Natalia was on this morning as I was flicking through the channels; amazingly not selling Opatra! She was selling the vibroslim and wearing the most inappropriate outfit you could imagine to be demonstrating it. She gets a fair bit of stick on her, but give her her due, she was really going for it this morning. Thankfully she kicked her high heels off, but was still wearing a dress that was the kind you'd wear if you were going out for an evening meal somewhere and glossy tights. Despite the outfit she's stood on the vibraslim demonstrating it, then starts balancing on one foot, doing Yoga poses and all sorts. A tracksuit would've been more suitable although I doubt she owns one.

She seems to like glossy as the glossy tights matched her face.

 

[Hammy60]

Looks like an VE anchar on tonights show, Peter sporting the yellow one.

 

[Hammy60]

How come he sells this virtually every shift

Cause it doesn't sell out.

 

[Battiola73]

His eyebrows seem to be getting higher everytime he’s on. Looks like a constipated owl.

 

[galesgal57]

Oh gawd, he's got problems swallowing now.

 

[HughTwo]

Vitamin patches for sale = classic P. Simon rambling.

"Not only if you have arthritis"
"If you're like me and have problems swallowing" - fnarr fnarr.
"Not only are these award-winning"

"I've been doing a lot of research" - as he stares down reading from a bit of paper.
"As I say, they're a patch you put on"
"Quite a few of you texting in to say you use them.....terrific buy".

It's nonsense off the scale as he tries to pronounces Glucosamine and Chondroitin.