Peter Simon met a Pieman
No, he actually met a vibraslim salesman/expert/guru on the road to - Damascus presumably. Oh this was 5/7/10 years ago when he was unfit and obese. Well, to cut a long story short, it transformed his life and now he is slim, fit and healthy apart from neck and knee problems which crop up now and then, mainly when he is selling something he can claim is a miracle cure for those conditions but isn't because, a few weeks later, they mysteriously return.
I must say that really IS quite a story, Peter.