Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Poor Walter. Let's hope he recovers with some top class tat for his decorating table tonight.

 

[galesgal57]

Oh dear, another shambolic intro from Peter Simon just now. His intro music was too loud while his mic volume was very low.

Done deliberately no doubt. Then straight into the smutty talk about an ice cream man. He knows full well it's a 99, and not 69. Inane jokes about crushed nuts, pathetic.

 

[Lilo Lil]

How is he allowed to get away with is awful behaviour?

 

[OutOut]

The 2024 Titz on TV Award Winner for The Best Pouring Water into an Electrical Device and Causing an Explosion Display…Chef Mark…Ideal World..


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I thought that was Simon Jordan at first glance without his glasses!

Is there a video of this anywhere?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Because he is working in a generally unchecked environment, watched by a few hundred people, and supervised by a group of youngsters. That’s why.

He has those awful travel bags at £17.99 each. The same ones Mason was saying were a pricing error the other night. Five percent off if you buy all four of the wretched things to qualify you as a Luxton & District Buses customer from 1974. Five percent?? Does their generosity ever begin?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I thought that was Simon Jordan at first glance without his glasses!

Is there a video of this anywhere?

There was…

 

[Emiily J]

I’m 18, and If I worked there I would have a word with Management maybe they are afraid to.

 

[galesgal57]

Buy 3 bottles of Collagen Nah - I'll stick with my baggy, ageing skin. I don't want to end up looking like Natalia.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Going to a wedding reception evening of a slimy bloke I don’t like? Or another hour and a half of Simon Peters? Slimy bloke, I think. Off I go.

 

[Muttley]

Because he is working in a generally unchecked environment, watched by a few hundred people, and supervised by a group of youngsters. That’s why.

He has those awful travel bags at £17.99 each. The same ones Mason was saying were a pricing error the other night. Five percent off if you buy all four of the wretched things to qualify you as a Luxton & District Buses customer from 1974. Five percent?? Does their generosity ever begin?

Love the 'On the Buses' reference with the bus company name.

 

[Kit10]

Pete’s on with Testament aftershave at 21.00. I need to see this, just to see how the presentation compares with Mark Gould’s on TJC…

 

[galesgal57]

What a load of cobblers he is spouting about the perfumes. £99.99 for 65ml. Royal Flush is my favourite, probably smells like toilet water.

 

[Kit10]

Doyen of Sang Noir? Eh?

 

[galesgal57]

How does he make this crap up?

 

[Emiily J]

He does talk crap doesnt he

 

[Emiily J]

Cant believe one is called Tea on a Cruise

 

[Emiily J]

The people behind the scenes, must be laughing there heads off.

You would adore it, If I was bought Royal Flush it would be Flushed Id pour it down the toilet

 

[Muttley]

How does he make this crap up?

Years of experience

 

[Emiily J]

Can he hear himself

 

[Samki]

Can he hear himself

I wonder if he used such a flowery speech when he won his bafta