Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

On a really serious note, I know someone who was playing on her child's trampoline in the garden, bounced off, fell awkwardly and broke her neck. She did recover eventually thankfully.

I did see Peter in his blue shorts and decided to change channels pretty quickly. I don't think I'd get the trampoline as my ceiling is not that high!

There is nothing wrong with his knees.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Tented Trousers with Gen

 

[PhaedrusR]

There is nothing wrong with his knees.

He's the bees knees.
He nose y'know.

 

[Hammy60]

You have Weight problems Ok Peter

I thought he had solved his weight problems with all the different machines he's bought.

 

[historymystery]

He is selling a push toy and said he is the New Southgate

What Southgate tube station? Could be, because he definitely seems to have gone off the rails several years ago.

 

[historymystery]

He's the bees knees.
He nose y'know.

Didn't you know he won the Nobbly Knees Contest at Margate three years' running? The years were 1930, 1931 and 1932.

 

[Gooner1963]

Slagging off the power of cordless vacuums why ? ..................................................... because they're selling a corded vacuum

 

[Jazzydrury]

Artic Cube coming up

Mistake Price even though it’s the same price

 

[Jazzydrury]

Naughtious Watches coming up at 7.30

 

[Jazzydrury]

So Is this the last night in the cupboard

 

[Hammy60]

Naughtious Watches coming up at 7.30

We're back to quartz being called automatic again.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter bought 2 Artic Air Coolers, what happened with all those IW Air Cons he bought last summer

 

[Hammy60]

Will cool your room, blah blah, but you need to buy a few of them.

 

[Hammy60]

What a pair of idiots, absolutely no braincells between the two of them.

 

[galesgal57]

£14.50 on Amazon. Some really bad reviews.

 

[Jazzydrury]

What a pair of idiots, absolutely no braincells between the two of them.

I thought the whole of Scotland would be on the beer tonight

 

[galesgal57]

Buy 4 to cool a room. Give it a few months and he will be moaning about going to bed with a hot water bottle, wearing his woolly hat and his long combinations. Sexy.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Buy 4 to cool a room. Give it a few months and he will be moaning about going to bed with a hot water bottle, wearing his woolly hat and his long combinations. Sexy.

And a Willy warmer

 

[galesgal57]

And a Willy warmer

 

[Gooner1963]

That expert on nothing looks absolutely gormless