Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

The Opatra "things that light up and somehow rejuvenate you" range is spreading throughout the day.

We start off with Natalia's contemplative almost mystical presentation early morning and then by late afternoon it's Foghorn Sal wrapping a sparkly mitt around her head or mask on her face (improvement).

All set against a background of ludicrous RRPs supposedly paid by mad dowagers who shop at Harrods.

Does this stuff actually sell on IW3?

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These things work SOooooo well that users still feel the need to cake on make-up and have procedures done ...

Fools and their money right enough!

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Gardeners World with Peter this morning

 

[Jazzydrury]

He is selling a Greenhouse, buy this as next weekend we will all be burning because of the heat.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s Gardeners World with Peter this morning

Always very informative on manure.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s living with someone in todays story

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just seen Captain Birdseye on the YouTube live feed flogging crappy floral diffusers. I think I'll have an early night! I've got what I thought was a cold but did a covid test and it's positive. So I'm excused viewing on medical grounds (that's my excuse!) but I'll continue reading all the comments on here

Hoping your Covid isn’t that bad

 

[cheeky chappie]

See this growhouse, right, insure it, right, you must have this insured separately on your policy, right, right, right, right ...

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

The massage thing apparently “ releases the vertebrae”, what utter tosh he spouts.Go and ‘ave a buy.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s living with someone in todays story

His own ego is bad enough to share with himself.

Look…multi-buy these garden waste sized bras.. Even if you are male and have no breasts…Just buy them.. Please…I’ll go to Hell, me.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He is selling a Greenhouse, buy this as next weekend we will all be burning because of the heat.

What happened to the flagstone-cracklng heatwave he predicted a few days ago?

He's wearing a jumper today!

Bring out the tower fans again Pete.

Utter pratt.

 

[galesgal57]

What does he look like with that massager. He always was partial to a strap on

 

[Lord Helpus]

I've I've I've....I've only ever....oh this is heaven....releasing the natural oils of the body...

This man is a buffoon and he seems to have a plug on the back of his neck.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Bit rainy today Peter.

Pity I didn't buy an umbrella when it was hot and dry because, as you and Peter V said, it's too late now, they will be sold out.

But your talk of Japanese knotweed going mad in the imminent heatwave made me buy the patio cleaner and tower fan you recommended instead.

 

[Mommabear]

I've I've I've....I've only ever....oh this is heaven....releasing the natural oils of the body...

This man is a buffoon and he seems to have a plug on the back of his neck.

Make the most of it cos heaven ain't where he's going

 

[Latearrival]

That neck massager reminds me of an implement of torchure not something I would volunteer to subject myself to under any circumstances

 

[Latearrival]

I wish to god he would make his Blummin mind up.
One day he is beset by joint problems and needs aids to cope and then……..
Thé next day…….
He’s been taking collagen for years and it’s ensured he has stayed fit and healthy

 

[Jazzydrury]

I wish to god he would make his Blummin mind up.
One day he is beset by joint problems and needs aids to cope and then……..
Thé next day…….
He’s been taking collagen for years and it’s ensured he has stayed fit and healthy

He changes his medical issues to go with the product

 

[Lord Helpus]

He changes his medical issues to go with the product

Along with his family and financial situations, his weather predictions, the condition of his housing, how many years he's been in shopping TV.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I see Jezza is down for doing the graveyard tonight

 

[Muttley]

Hoping your Covid isn’t that bad

Thanks, I don't feel too bad so far but I've got a weak immune system so have to be a bit careful. Thought it was just a cold but someone I was with a few days ago said she tested positive and she was concerned about me. And reading this forum always keeps me entertained