Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

I don’t think can stand four hours of his idiocy and those juveniles and their texts this evening. Alice….she lives next door to him…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Another product he hasn’t prepped.

£108.00 price comparison. Behave yourselves. A decent presenter like Rob would have not broadcast that one.

They’ve got a Duke character now. Wunch of Bankers. I think he cannot walk and has 50 dogs. Let me do the scripts for them. They’d be a lot funnier than that so called producer’s.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Yes he'll almost certainly have a formal qualification, likely a Masters in Vacuum Principles and Demonstrating Technique, or MVPDT for short.

Only the top universities offer the 5 year full-time course and don't bother looking for it online. They don't advertise this course as it's reserved for the best of the best of the best. I've heard the course fees are £50k per year.

There are others:

MWPDT (Masters in Watches Principles and Demonstrating Technique)
MBPDT (Masters in Bedding Principles and Demonstrating Technique)
MTPDT (Masters in Tat Principles and Demonstrating Technique)

You get the idea.

A masters in sucking, there's a fair few that work there that have that qualification I think

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

It is the way she tries to lecture you, normally about beauty related things, today about healthy eating.

She's the one I was talking about ages ago (though I didn't know her name) that came across like she didn't pay her own bills. She was saying (to paraphrase) everyone is always moaning about the energy prices.

 

[Jazzydrury]

She's the one I was talking about ages ago (though I didn't know her name) that came across like she didn't pay her own bills. She was saying (to paraphrase) everyone is always moaning about the energy prices.

She came up with that line today

 

[galesgal57]

Somebody's at his back door! It won't be the first time I bet.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

She came up with that line today

hah I haven't even been watching today as too many deadlines but will be watching later

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Somebody's at his back door! It won't be the first time I bet.

I've heard of 'shut the front door' as an expression and even 'shut that door' as Pete's idol Larry Grayson used to say. But this back door refence is from something and he's butchering it. It's an attempt at a Sissy and Ada sketch somehow. 'He was up my back passage last night' follow by a gurning face and tongue plant

 

[Jazzydrury]

Another product he hasn’t prepped.

£108.00 price comparison. Behave yourselves. A decent presenter like Rob would have not broadcast that one.

They’ve got a Duke character now. Wunch of Bankers. I think he cannot walk and has 50 dogs. Let me do the scripts for them. They’d be a lot funnier than that so called producer’s.

If it’s you they are mickey taking on, you now have children

 

[galesgal57]

£24.99 will buy you this grill from Amazon. Where he gets £90 from, who is he trying to kid?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Henry has bought several items several times. He needs to create some more modern-day names. Henry has bought the grill three times now. Henry again. Henry again. Henry again. Henry…Henry…Henry again..Henry… Henry once more..

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I've heard of 'shut the front door' as an expression and even 'shut that door' as Pete's idol Larry Grayson used to say. But this back door refence is from something and he's butchering it. It's an attempt at a Sissy and Ada sketch somehow. 'He was up my back passage last night' follow by a gurning face and tongue plant

He has either been watching Keith Lemon or stumbled upon these Keith Lemon items on eBay.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I thought that microwave grill was the kitchen item of the year? He just said this grill was.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Can do a quick egg sarnie on this grill? You can do a fried egg in a frying pan in under 5 mins, including the pan heating up. What a prick.

 

[ianrobo111]

I am wondering did Joe not want to appear with Pedro ??

 

[ianrobo111]

also rather creepy regarding an 18 year old floor manager ...

 

[Kit10]

He is tedious to watch. And seems fixated with holiday lets and AirB&B. Why would you need to bring a grill with you? Don’t they have cookers? And what twaddle about getting home at 2 in the morning and being able to make a toasted cheese sandwich in it. Can’t he do that in a pan?

 

[Kit10]

As I can only usually watch for 5 or ten minutes occasionally, not noticed Anne Connelly for a while. Has she left?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

He is tedious to watch. And seems fixated with holiday lets and AirB&B. Why would you need to bring a grill with you? Don’t they have cookers? And what twaddle about getting home at 2 in the morning and being able to make a toasted cheese sandwich in it. Can’t he do that in a pan?

Yeah, just make a normal cheese sarnie, heat up a frying pan and cook for 2 mins on each side, until golden brown and the cheese has melted.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

As I can only usually watch for 5 or ten minutes occasionally, not noticed Anne Connelly for a while. Has she left?

She was on during the day last week, and sure she was on one night at 10.