Herring
Muriel's Inn
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- Aug 29, 2023
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Considering Pedro is supposed to have bad knees, he isn't having any trouble crawling around on the Turkish rugs. He has been sat with his legs bent under his knees, I'd be in agony doing that, and my knees are fine.
We all know that our poor Peter suffers from a myriad of health complaints whenever he's hawking miraculous healing products. The man is held together by collagen powders, saffron extract, CBD shots, Emu oil, and all manner of other lotions, potions, and supplements he "swears by".
I hear the bloke can't function without a couple pairs of copper socks on and a weighted blanket on standby.
But naturally he only suffers such ailments when selling health/well-being products
Any other product and he's fit as a fiddle.