Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Mike having another conversation with himself, then an argument, haggling with himself

I always thought he was the type who could start an argument in am empty room...

 

[Gooner1963]

His feet are minging

 

[ianrobo111]

I always thought he was the type who could start an argument in am empty room...

I wouldn't want to get him mad after a few pints !!

 

[Gray]

His feet are minging

I had the misfortune of seeing this when I was flicking through last night. One of my pet peeves about this channel is presenters not demonstrating what they're selling (Genevieve used to be bad for this or an example I saw earlier in the week was Lindsey selling some foot care items, but using it on her hands ?!?), so part of me thinks good on Mike for actually demonstrating, showing how the items works etc. but the other part of me was like, can't he leave it to the guest or put some socks on at least.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I wouldn't want to get him mad after a few pints !!

Why not? It would be funny, as I bet he is all bark and no bite.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Todays star buy a foam sensor rechargable soap dispenser. What a strange chap Mark is. Germaphobic after covid and doesn't like touching taps, has taps in his bathroom you can turn on and off using your elbow, and prefers foam soap, because it reminds him of matey bubble bath when he was a kid.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Casper the £25 Santa Text on duty. Cannot abide him.

Germophobic, is he?? Well, I am Ryesophobic. Unfortunately, you can’t remove him with a soap dispenser.

Usually, in the gents, I concentrate on what I am doing, and not on carrying out a survey on whether other blokes are washing their hands or not. I take a piss, or worse, wash my hands if I can and leave. I certainly wouldn’t join a queue to wash my hands, as he refers to during the Plandemic.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Oh gawd, if Mark isn't bad enough, now Peter V has turned up as a self-proclaimed fan heater expert.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Has Ryes got green hair at the sides? Or should I upgrade from a Multibroadcast TV?

He looks like he is writing music backwards long-term with that hair look…Decomposing for years…

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

That's a green tinge from dyeing his hair blonde. Until recently, I had always assumed he was wearing a rug since I hadn't noticed the monk patch.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Does Van Pileupp just hang around the studio like Billy Nomates, asking to sit in? Why in God’s name do you need him and Torchy to sit by a blanket like two old grannies wittering on about it? Neither one brings anything to the table or the bed whatsoever. Surely Van Majaarserrvish doesn’t take money for doing this?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

He has come on his own, because Gen has some days off. That is why Joanne is up next. Peter V will be on again with Pedro later, for the 2 in 1 fan again, and probably for the pick of a day, wait for it, a metal detector.

 

[cheeky chappie]

You lot can poke fun and mock all you like, however I have it on VERY good authority that the IW multi-product experts, led by Peter V, are to be consulted on how to resolve the current conflict between Russia and Ukraine. Such is their skill at VERY quickly becoming experts on anything, the UN has recognised this and requested their participation in peace talks.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Peace off, Peter.

 

[Gray]

Got back from doing the shopping, switched on Ideal World, saw Peter Vol-au-vent was on, switched off.

At least with Sally, her shifts are always advertised on the programme guide, so if I know she's going to be on, I know not to watch. Vol-au-vent is like that proverbial bad penny.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mouthpiece on now. Time to switch off.

 

[galesgal57]

18 quid for a bar of soap! I'll stick to coal tar.

 

[Battiola73]

Crikey. £18 for 100grams of soap plus p&p. Thought l’occitane was expensive @ £7.50 for 100 grams. I’ll stick with Pears at £3.35 for 4x 100 grams.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

You lot can poke fun and mock all you like, however I have it on VERY good authority that the IW multi-product experts, led by Peter V, are to be consulted on how to resolve the current conflict between Russia and Ukraine. Such is their skill at VERY quickly becoming experts on anything, the UN has recognised this and requested their participation in peace talks.

So THAT’S why the global elite are all buying fallout shelters….

 

[Battiola73]

Crikey. £18 for 100grams of soap plus p&p. Thought l’occitane was expensive @ £7.50 for 100 grams.